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Attack of the Clones - Abridged Script

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Steve Christou, Feb 5, 2003.

  1. Steve Christou

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    Well its actually the abridged abridged script by Rod Hilton at The Editing Room.
    A good laugh, def one of their better spoof scripts!
    Enjoy.[​IMG]


    Edited by Admin - Please provide a link rather than posting the entire script.

    eeek! ok here's the link...

    http://ter.air0day.com/index.php?scr...ackoftheclones
     
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    lol


    hahaha
     
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    Very funny, though this will likely be an interesting thread. Might have been a better to not refer to one more in particular..
     
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    Check out the abridged script The Editing Room has for Lord of the Rings:


     
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    The triple x one is the best... and I havent even seen the movie.

    ASIA ARGENTO
    That thing is going to kill
    everyone! Look at your list! Find
    an extreme sport which can prevent
    this!

    VIN DIESEL
    (reading his list
    frantically)
    Shit...uh.. Antarctic Tandem
    Jumping...Whitewater Stunt
    Archery...Alpine Mountain Racing...
    Aha! Parasailing!

    ASIA ARGENTO
    Parasailing? That's not an extreme
    sport.

    VIN DIESEL
    Are you kidding me? My last name
    is fucking Diesel. If I say
    something is an extreme sport, it's
    an extreme sport!
     
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    The Abridged Scripts is a great site; I remember stumbling upon it after looking through links for Fight Club (which also has a very funny abridged script).

    My favorite is the one for Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; it manages to explain the entire movie in one line. [​IMG]
     

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