- Jun 9, 1999
- Real Name
For $9K, they could get CARS.
Oh yeah, a police force where the cruisers are Kia Sephias. I guess I wouldn't have to worry about speeding tickets or getting caught after robbing a bank, since I could just outrun them!
Somehow I have a feeling that their cruisers cost a bit more than the Segway scooters.
Then once everone has one, they'll get their legs amputated and install a Segway scooter in place of their legs.
When I first saw this device, I thought of the high school girl in Kentucky who is paralyzed from the waist down from the school shooting there (I forget the names). She could probably get some REAL use out of this device. Not sure why I thought of that...
I just want to have the most expensive scooter on the block.
Oh yeah, a police force where the cruisers are Kia Sephias
So are you saying you couldn't outrun a Segway?
Since these are for "presence" duty, it is meant as a deterent. Even a Kia with a police ensignia will be sufficient, as they wouldn't be able to chase anyone down on bikes, horses, Kias or Segways if you were in a car.
Unquestionably, the cruisers cost more than $9K, but that's not what we are talking about.