Architect Joke

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  1. BrettB

    BrettB Producer

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    Question
    How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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    None. Per Addendum #12 to the Contract Documents, the previously installed custom made incandescent light fixture (E23) in Vestibule 03 is to be removed and replaced by a new skylight. All previously installed plumbing, electrical, fire protection, ductwork, communications wiring, etc. shall be re-routed/modified as required to accomodate new skylight. Refer to Drawings AD12-1 thru AD12-37.
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  2. CharlesD

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    How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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    None: Its a hardware problem!
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  3. tyler O

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    How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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    Fish!
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  4. Shayne Lebrun

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    How many psychiatrists (who subscribe to Freudian thought) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    2..one to screw in the bulb, and the other to hold the penis...I mean ladder. Ladder.
     
  5. Ryan Wright

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    How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 156
    1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed
    7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
    3 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
    13 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    15 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
    4 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
    10 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
    20 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
    11 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **ARE** relevant to this mail list.
    6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
    7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
    3 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
    12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
    9 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
    1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
    7 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
    13 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
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  6. Jim_C

    Jim_C Cinematographer

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    Hey! I resemble that architect joke. [​IMG]
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  7. andrew markworthy

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    How many clinical psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Only one - but the light bulb has really got to want to change.
     
  8. Jeff Loughridge

    Jeff Loughridge Stunt Coordinator

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    How many Compaq tech support people does it take to change a tire?
    5.
    4 to lift the car, and 1 to swap tires until they find the bad one.
    [Edited last by Jeff Loughridge on September 26, 2001 at 05:27 PM]
     

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