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John Besse

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Grand Moff Tarkin (I guess he was reincarnated) is selling the Death Star. It is factory refurbished... I got a good laugh out of this. Check it out at www.sell.com
Here's the link: [url=http://www.sell.com/268S?_c=3&listing_id=268S&listing_id=268S&cb=21JS
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Scott Strang

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What the hell is he going to sell? Melted chunks of composites?
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Jeff Ulmer

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Nah, the last one I bought was a piece of junk. Do you have any idea how much they want for a reactor core for one of those puppies?
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Scott Strang

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Sad isn't it? Sometimes reading the fine print can help head off something like that. But in this case, there is no fine print.
I suppose we should've expected less than ideal business tactics by Tarkin. He's a real bastard.
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Jeff Ulmer

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Yeah, reading the fine print is a good idea. Who wouda thunk the security system could be overcome so easy by a farmer flyboy? Next time, I'm calling Allguard.
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I've got some Republic credits. Are they good out here or do I need to shamelessly take advantage of a single mom and her child in order to acquire that Death Star?
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Rob Lutter

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yeah... big deal... I hear that it takes 30 parsecs to make the Kessel Run, I personally like the new DS2.01 models myself, only 2 Million Imperial Credits...
...Republic Credits? What is the Republic? I think I heard about that in my Imperial History Book
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