Check around online as well, places that sell supplements vitamins etc, have better prices usually than the local GNC. I get some of my stuff from www.bulknutrition.com and www.muscleshoppe.com is good as well.
That progression reminds me of the scene in Kentucky Fried Movie where the guys' names started out suggestive (Hung Lo) and then got more direct (Enormous Genitals).
Steven Segal's Lighting Rod Sylvester Stallone's Protein Pudding Jean Claude Van Damme's Man Batter