Zen Butler
Senior HTF Member
I was recently grazed in the fore head by a flying beer bottle at a local punk bar. I realized that was the closest I have ever been to the real thing. Anyone here been present when chaos pursued?
Remember, the first good punch wins. Why? Because the first good punch stuns you long enough for the second one to land. The second one puts you on the ground. Then the kicking starts. You don't get up from the kicking.
Here's my amusing story. Not bar related, but certainly in line with some of these stories.
I was at my HS senior formal; kind of like a prom, for you Americans, I suppose. In HS, I was still a scrawny little geek (as opposed to now, when I'm a bigger geek but I was having fun. Anywho, one of the local jocks is chasing around some girl; I thought they were just having fun. But at one point, he bumps into me, running after her. So I say, quite conversationally, 'woah, watch where you're going there, buddy.' He stops, and the room gets quiet. I don't know if it really did, but it seemed to. I saw then, he was drunk. "What did you say to me?" he says. "Watch where you're going," says I.
So he reaches out, grabs a huge handful of shirt, and lifts me off the ground. "You don't talk to me like that, boy." I, feeling "in the moment," and knowing I can take this guy drunk, look at his fist, look back at him, and say, clear and straight voiced, "You're wrinkling the tux, and it's a rental. Let go."
Just then, the actual boyfriend of this girl comes up, and he's HUGE. He, literally, picks up this jock, who's still holding me up. "So why were you chasing after my girl?"
Two of my buddies took the opportunity to grab me and hustle me off to the washroom, where the adreneline wore off and the shaking started.
Epiloge:
About a year later, I was getting a ride from one of two said buddies, and the the conversation turned to that night. "Shayne, we were all really impressed how you stood up for that girl's honor." I was confused. "What?" "Jen, you were defending her from that drunken asshole." "No, I wasn't. He bumped into me, I told him to watch it." "What? You mean you wern't defending her from that drunken bastard until somebody grabbed her boyfriend?" "No, I thought he *was* her boyfriend or something. He bumped into me, I told him to watch it, he took offense, it went from there."
Todd started laughing so hard at that, he almost ran off the road.
When I was a kid, if you picked up a weapon during a fight, you were called a certain derogatory term that began with 'p' and rhymed with "ussy". No matter how big the other guy was, unless he went psycho and pulled a knife, you fought with fists and if you were outmatched, you took the beating like a man.
I for one don't miss it. This kind of attitude encouraged stupid behavior in the name of "honor".
People are less inclined to fight when they know there is a very real chance they will die.
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Holadem
And by the way, let's keep away from all the moral preaching about how fighting is wrong... I think this board is full of intelligent enough people. Let's stick to the juicy stories from when we were all younger!I agree.