And now, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Liam S

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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
Jack Handey is hilarious. Even though I've read them all many times they're still funny. How does he come up with them?
 

Mitty

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With God as my witness, I never knew Jack Handey was a real person.


[*]It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. [*]I'd rather be rich than stupid.[*]To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.[*]If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

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Richard Travale

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I think he used to be a writer on SNL. I agree, he has a hilarious outlook on life.
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Bruce Hedtke

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I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story.
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