All Time - Greatest Movie Quotes (1 Viewer)

[Tarkin The Ewok]

Lynda-Marie, thanks for the background on the ST3 quote. I hadn't heard that story before.

"The Force will be with you, always." --Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

 

[Andy Boenau]

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA:

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.

 

[Todd Terwilliger]

More from Big Trouble in Little China:

 

[Gekkou]

"You're terminated, f*cker." -Sarah Connor, The Terminator

"I take away his weapon. Both of them." -John Hartigan, Sin City.

"I can only express puzzlement that borders on alarm." -Douglas Klump, any-dirty-job-there-is thug with delusions of eloquence, Sin City.

"We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!" -President Benson, Hot Shots! Part Deux

 

[Jerome Grate]

Transformers the Movie:
Optimus: One shall stand one shall fall
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly
Optimus: That's a question you should be asking yourself Megatron.

Don't forget my old signature
Unicron to Galvatron: There was a time I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron, but now you shall witness..., its dismemberment
Galvatron: NOOOOOOOOO

Always give me chills when I see it and hear it.

 

[TimDoss]

Hitchhikers guide:
"Alright, where is she?!"
--"who, the director of robot arm repair?"

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Here's a new one that I heard that had me howling...

"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." -Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights.

Hell, pick any line of dialogue from The Big Lebowski at random! My fav, though...

"Shut the fuck up, Donny."



Anakin,
"You were with HIM! You brought him here to kill me!"

Obi-Wan,
"Let her go, Anakin!"

Anakin,
"You turned her against me!"

Obi-Wan,
"You have done that yourself."

Anakin,
"You will not take her from me!"

Obi-Wan,
"Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now...now you have become the very thing that you've sworn to destroy."

Anakin,
"Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan, I see through the lies of the Jedi, I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire!"

Obi-Wan,
"YOUR new empire!?"

Anakin,
"Don't make me kill you."

Obi-Wan,
"Anakin, my allegiance is to the Rebublic, to democracy!"

Anakin,
"If your not with me...then you are my enemy."

Obi-Wan,
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I shall do what I must."

Anakin,
"You WILL try."

God, I love that freakin' scene!!

 

[EricW]

(paraphrasing)
Ricky Bobby: (talking about nicknames) you're Magic Man. i'm El Diablo.
Cal: what's El Diablo?
Ricky Bobby: it's spanish for fighting chicken.

 

[Josh.C]

I've enjoyed sitting back and reading many of your favorites, and thanks for your comments. Now that the thread has died down, I'm going to break out some of the big guns from my own personal favorite quote library.

-Good Will Hunting-
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Uh, yeah.
Will: Yeah? [slaps paper against window] I got her number. How about them apples?

-Office Space-
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

-Bull Durham-
ANNIE: What do you believe in, then?
CRASH: I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, high fiber, the hanging curveball, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are overrated, self-indulgent pieces of crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, open your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days. Good-night.

-So I Married an Axe Murderer- A gem I haven't seen mentioned yet

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eye! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

We've got a piper down, I repeat, the piper is DOWN!

Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system. HEAD! MOVE!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

HEAD! PANTS! NOW!


LOL!!!

JC