In the words of Al Bundy "Am I alone in my hatred of the French." For full effect this has to be spoken at "Speakers Corner" in Hyde Park(I think that is where it is).
Remember the line in American Werewolf in London where the American protagonist is trying to get everybody's attention by insulting them? At one time he yells, "Shakespeare was French!" I always cringed when I saw that.
"Fight? The French can't fight. They'd rather make love with their faces! Har, har, har." Or something like that...
British general in The Last of the Mohicans