A Synonym for 'Mullet'

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  1. Mitty

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    I was just watching Pop-Up Video. They were showing that awful Patrick Swayze video, you know, the one from Dirty Dancing. They made reference to his haircut, and referred to it as a shlong, also known as a mullet.
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    I nearly peed my pants when I read that.
    Is there no end to mullet-related humour? [​IMG]
     
  2. Brad_W

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    1. Hockey Hair
    2. Achey-Breaky Hair
    3. Business in the front, Party in the back.
    4. Business class in the front, Coach in the back.
    5. http://www.mulletsgalore.com
    and so on and so forth.
     
  3. Ken Seeber

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    Another term I like is Achy Breaky Mistakey.
     
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    www.mulletsgalore.com is about the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I grew up in a small NorCal town and believe me, there's plenty of these walking around up there. Confirmed it last holiday went I visited the parents and checked out my HS yearbook! [​IMG]
     
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    Brad, I'm familiar with Hockey Hair, but I've never heard "business in the front, party in the back." [​IMG]
    Ken, I hadn't made the short-long connection, but I did realize it wasn't an intentional penile remark, since it would then be spelled schlong.
    But, you gotta admit, it's a pretty funny irony that such a fashion statement should be so named.
     
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    Check out a song bye The Vandals called Ape Drape which is all about mullets. Funny stuff.
     
  7. Vince Maskeeper

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    My fave is the variation of the mullet where is is long in the back but spikey up front:
    The Wolfman.
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    -Vince
     
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    How about some state related mullet synonyms?

    The Missouri Compromise

    The Kentucky Waterfall

    Darren
     
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    Canadian Mudflap
     
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    Some of these are more off color than others, but they cracked me up when they got sent to me...
     
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    I've always liked "two, two, two haircuts in one"
     
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    buzzertop leaverback
     
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    Whatever happened to the one who started this thread? Mitty, that is. Haven't seen him in ages.
     
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    This is the closest thing to a mullet smiley I could find.
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    What's wrong with "really stupid haircut"? [​IMG]
    Regards,
    Joe
     
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    I can't resist, a little something I picked up in San Francisco...
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