3K posts or: A Tale of Wasted Bandwidth

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  1. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    Three thousand posts! That's a lot of inane SteveGonisms cluttering up the forum, wasting bandwidth. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself, but how many times have you said to yourself: "I wish Emmanuelle Beart would just sleep with this guy so he'd quit going on about her all the time!" Or: This guy is about as funny as a David Fincher Holocaust epic. Did his parents beat that sense of humor into him?" Or: "Hey, isn't that the guy that hates Drop Dead Fred? Kill him!" Okay, okay, I'm rambling....
    Rambling aside, I humbly present to you:
    Top Ten Better Uses of Bandwidth Than SteveGon's Posts
    10. MrPibbfan.com
    Where fans of the soft drink can get together and discuss all things Pibb.
    9. SingShatner.com
    Want to see Capt. Kirk record another album? Sign the petition here!
    8. candirufish.com
    A website dedicated to the amazing South American candiru fish.
    7. RuthBuzzi.com
    Everything you wanted to know about the famous comedienne. Includes naked pics.
    6. realcrackdenz.com
    A virtual tour of America's crack dens.
    5. ErnestJoinstheWWF.com
    Read the screenplay to Jim Varney's unfilmed epic and dream about what might have been.
    4. Dirt.com
    Thousands of pictures of dirt!
    3. RedneckZombiestheMusical.com
    Go behind the scenes and learn the true story of the efforts to bring this beloved classic to Broadway.
    2. Official Jar Jar Binks Fan Page (JarJarBinksfan.com)
    A forum and fan fiction dedicated to everyone's favorite Star Wars sidekick.
    1. ?
    I've left number one open for you guys. Fire away! [​IMG]
     
  2. Patrick Sun

    Patrick Sun Moderator
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    1. For all the animal lovers.
    P.S. This is not serious...don't give me any grief about the ethical treatment of cats; I have 2 of my own [​IMG]
     
  5. Brian Kissinger

    Brian Kissinger Screenwriter

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    Dearest pal Steve:
    I think you are being too hard on yourself. You have contributed many wonderful things to this forum. I can't think of any right now, but I'm sure there is something.
    And if nothing else, take pride in knowing that your posting skills far outweigh your bowling skills.[​IMG]
    congrats on 3k
     
  6. Nicholas L

    Nicholas L Auditioning

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    Oh Steve,

    As your dial flips to 3000+ internet posts, I have a feeling things for you are going to change...Emmanuelle Béart will now come begging for long bouts of 'gettin it on' and you will get the respect you deserve! And I will finally show you the gratitute you deserve for convincing me to partake in the time/money consuming hobby/obsession of DVD collecting...
     
  7. Dome Vongvises

    Dome Vongvises Lead Actor

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    Mmmmm.....Emmanuelle Beart.....

    Congrats on 3K
     
  8. Jon_B

    Jon_B Screenwriter

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    Congrats Steve. Thanks for all the great reading material(i.e. your posts)
    1. Moon Hoax
    Jon
     
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    Evan Case Screenwriter

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    Of course Emmanuelle Beart ain't no Mena Suvari!!
    and that's a good thing[​IMG]
    Congrats!
    Brent
     
  11. Sean Conklin

    Sean Conklin Screenwriter

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    Congratulations Steve! Thank You for ALL the great posts and laughs you have given us!
     
  12. Steve Christou

    Steve Christou Long Member

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    Congrats Steve. [​IMG] 2000 posts in one year ain't too shabby, and I'm looking forward to reposting this soon with slight alterations at your 3000 post bash. [​IMG]
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    Jeez Steve, I posted that in January!! It takes me a freakin' year to post a thousand posts! Incredible! How did you manage that? Must be the freakin' tourneys.[​IMG]
    Congrats on 3000+ posts.[​IMG] [​IMG]
    ps. btw Emma Beart says hi. [ow! let go you silly cow, and stop with the outrageous accent, oh look here's a scene where you have some clothes on....oooof!]
     
  13. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    Hey, Emmy's mine! Let 'er go!
    And yes, it's the tourneys! [​IMG]
    Thanks everybody, I've gone all red... :b
    I'll be back tomorrow with my 4000th post celebration!
     

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