Three thousand posts! That's a lot of inane SteveGonisms cluttering up the forum, wasting bandwidth. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself, but how many times have you said to yourself: "I wish Emmanuelle Beart would just sleep with this guy so he'd quit going on about her all the time!" Or: This guy is about as funny as a David Fincher Holocaust epic. Did his parents beat that sense of humor into him?" Or: "Hey, isn't that the guy that hates Drop Dead Fred? Kill him!" Okay, okay, I'm rambling.... Rambling aside, I humbly present to you: Top Ten Better Uses of Bandwidth Than SteveGon's Posts 10. MrPibbfan.com Where fans of the soft drink can get together and discuss all things Pibb. 9. SingShatner.com Want to see Capt. Kirk record another album? Sign the petition here! 8. candirufish.com A website dedicated to the amazing South American candiru fish. 7. RuthBuzzi.com Everything you wanted to know about the famous comedienne. Includes naked pics. 6. realcrackdenz.com A virtual tour of America's crack dens. 5. ErnestJoinstheWWF.com Read the screenplay to Jim Varney's unfilmed epic and dream about what might have been. 4. Dirt.com Thousands of pictures of dirt! 3. RedneckZombiestheMusical.com Go behind the scenes and learn the true story of the efforts to bring this beloved classic to Broadway. 2. Official Jar Jar Binks Fan Page (JarJarBinksfan.com) A forum and fan fiction dedicated to everyone's favorite Star Wars sidekick. 1. ? I've left number one open for you guys. Fire away!