Shouldn't this phrase be "not a burger for cow-huggers". What do environmentalists have to do with burgers? Maybe he should have just said "not a burger for girly-men"
Yeah, but it's the Monster Burger. It's damn good. Sure, you can't have more than one a month (well, at least if you want to weigh under a metric ton) but it's so good... mmm....
Wow, is it any wonder that there are so many of us Americans who "waddle" down the street. With food like this, we don't need a nuclear holocost to wipe us out, we'll just let heart disease and diabetes do it.