10 Reasons why HT is better than women/men

AllanN

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In the spirit that my new HT budget is from what I was going to use to purchase a engagement ring for my EX. I want to start a list of reasons why HT is better than women. And to be PC and fair why they are better than men.

1. A HT will never scream at u and tell u to leave, unless you are playing a lovestory gone bad on DVD. (Someone else thought of this)

what are you suggestions
 

Malcolm R

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2a. An HT has a volume control.

2b. An HT shows you what you want to see, when you want to see it, without begging.

2c. An HT presents itself in crystal clarity. No need to "ask the right questions" or "play mental games" to get the desired information.

2d. HT components are easily upgraded by a quick trip to Best Buy.

2e. An HT takes up the same amount of space no matter how many DVD's it consumes.

Pick your favorite. #3 anyone?
 

Nathan*W

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#3 When you need to "push all the right buttons" they are all clearly labeled.
 

AllanN

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Oops, I did some searching because I figured someone would have beaten me to it, guess I did not search hard enough. Sorry Vince :-( please dont kill me.

Does anyone know where the other threads are?
 

Dome Vongvises

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AllanN said:
Oops, I did some searching because I figured someone would have beaten me to it, guess I did not search hard enough.
The thing that's going to piss off Vince is not that this thread has come up before in the sense that there are other threads like it. Vince doesn't like these kinds of jokes.
Oh well, in before the lock part II.
 

Philip_G

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The thing that's going to piss off Vince is not that this thread has come up before in the sense that there are other threads like it. Vince doesn't like these kinds of jokes.

Oh well, in before the lock part II.
I guess he should have called mrs cleo and asked her what types of threads vince hates
 

AllanN

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Actuially I was looking for a similar 10 things post.

Ill be pissed if this gets locked beause of content and the An unfortunate photograph: "I don't watch golf..." post stays open. Not to mention a post about multiple angle porno I ran accross once. But if it does get locked ill have to get over it. I am a guest and would not want to have my posting privlages taken away.
 

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