10 Reasons why HT is better than women/men

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  1. 1 Apr 24, 2002
    AllanN

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    In the spirit that my new HT budget is from what I was going to use to purchase a engagement ring for my EX. I want to start a list of reasons why HT is better than women. And to be PC and fair why they are better than men.

    1. A HT will never scream at u and tell u to leave, unless you are playing a lovestory gone bad on DVD. (Someone else thought of this)

    what are you suggestions
     
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    Malcolm R

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    2a. An HT has a volume control.

    2b. An HT shows you what you want to see, when you want to see it, without begging.

    2c. An HT presents itself in crystal clarity. No need to "ask the right questions" or "play mental games" to get the desired information.

    2d. HT components are easily upgraded by a quick trip to Best Buy.

    2e. An HT takes up the same amount of space no matter how many DVD's it consumes.

    Pick your favorite. #3 anyone?
     
  3. 3 Apr 25, 2002
    Nathan*W

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    #3 When you need to "push all the right buttons" they are all clearly labeled.
     
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    Bill Balcziak

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    #4 A big woofer and nice pair of tweeters are a match made in heaven.
     
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    Jason Handy

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    #5 The HT only requires 30 minutes to warm up.
     
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    Dome Vongvises

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    In before the lock.

    Vince Maskeeper is going to be seriously pissed this came up again.
     
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    AllanN

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    Oops, I did some searching because I figured someone would have beaten me to it, guess I did not search hard enough. Sorry Vince :-( please dont kill me.

    Does anyone know where the other threads are?
     
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    Dome Vongvises

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    AllanN said:
     
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    AllanN

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    Actuially I was looking for a similar 10 things post.

    Ill be pissed if this gets locked beause of content and the An unfortunate photograph: "I don't watch golf..." post stays open. Not to mention a post about multiple angle porno I ran accross once. But if it does get locked ill have to get over it. I am a guest and would not want to have my posting privlages taken away.
     

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