And...Sam is now Mayor of Bon Temps? Arlene owns Merlot...er, Bellefluers? The church, along with the Mayor, has instituted a "One-Human-with-One-Vampire" ordinance...thingy?
These could be cool changes, if ONLY they go somewhere next season.
They showed Eric on fire, but he didn't blow up...
That was the finale? Feels like the editor got in a car crash, so they grabbed a janitor and said, "Have at it."
The big tagline for this season was "No One Lives Forever." They then proceed not to kill so much as a single main or important character on the show. Pussies.
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