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slow drivers shaving

Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end speedos

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end disco

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old telemarketers

people who get in the express lane with too many items Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end speedos

getting an annoying itch in a private place in public "not tonight, honey" shaving

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night Hot actresses that refuse to do nude scenes sweat pit stains on shirts

going to garage sales with your mother smoking in movie theaters Bob Saget

People who get in the express lane with too many items (although worse is the ones who go into the cash only line, and then after all the items are scanned, pull out a checkbook. Every single time, the cashier takes the check. Just once, I wish they'd say, sorry, wrong lane, and send the scum...

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out (too late) she's a he Insomnia

Mullets Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library telemarketers

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of *whatever* Starting a thread that gets no replies

Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out she's old enough to be your mother Migraines

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out (too late) she's a he Disco