OK, Brian. What the hell ever convinced you that aquiring "FART The Movie" could be a good idea. I do give you credit for finding a slick way to get it off your hands, though. I also thank you, I needed a new case for a better DVD. I think I'll use it for "Battlefield Earth".
American Psycho I figure if I sing along with Patrick Bateman I might scare Brian away fast enough to go on a late date with someone I find attractive. (Volunteers????)
The Third Man I would not have the choice, as The Doors will never be in my collection. As for your other questions: Yes. If I told you I'd have to kill you. That's one option. All kinds and then some. All funds are immediately transferred to gold. One Millllllion Dollars...
Signs Because Dustin does nothing for me, with or without the falsies. My guess, based on your fascination with one particular film, is Andre the Giant.