Here is a link to the message Homer has recorded for those who haven't called the number (32kbps MP3 - the quality of the original sucks and isn't much better). It's pretty funny.
The packaging is horrible! A nightmare of plastic and things that fall out, get lost, and break! I will be ordering the replacement box. $3 is $3. I can waste $3 buying a bag of chips. I don't care about packing similarity. They can change it every season. What I want is usability. This...