Episode Commentary
Star Trek
"The Arena" (S1E18)
Capt. Kirk and Dr. McCoy are literally licking their chops over their invitation by the fleet Commander to join him in one of his renown epicurean banquets. However, upon beaming down to the Federation outpost, Kirk, McCoy and Spock find it under...
Episode Commentary
The Gene Autry Show
"Guns Below The Border" (S5E6)
When I was a kid growing up in Indiana in the 50's (yep, I'm that old), there were few horses around and even less cowboys. So my idea of a real cowboy was shaped by Gene Autry--who sang while playing a guitar on his horse...
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The Andy Griffith Show
"Andy And Barney In The Big City" (S2E25)
The "big city" referenced in the episode title is Raleigh, N.C. which, with today's population of nearly 500,000, I guess qualifies as a "big" city--at least in North Carolina. However, in 1962 when this episode...
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The Invaders
"The Pursued" (S2E25)
There are aliens among us. Unfortunately before David Vincent (Roy Thinnes) can capture any of the buggers as proof, they burst like road flares into nothingness. These interlopers are not here to foster plutonic relationships, but rather...
Episode Commentary
Star Trek
"Amok Time" (S2E1)
There came a time in my early teen years of a pressing need for female companionship. I'm not talking about finding a girlfriend willing to share things with me like riding our bikes to the mall, playing pinochle or working together on the high...
I can attest to the fact, Doug, that kidney stones suck. Hope your scope goes well. In my experience, the one thing more irritating than stones: Urologists. They use tools no human should ever contemplate much less endure.
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Quincy, M.E.
"The Pride of Elkwood" (S6E5)
There are two types of individuals of which this country needs more: An apoplectic medical examiner who screams so consistently as to cause reversal in male pattern baldness; and a college athletic coach who overworks his athletes...
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Father Knows Best
"Proud Father" (S1E23)
Jim Anderson (Robert Young) runs into his friend Roger and incurs a blithering dialog from him regarding the sparkling achievements of his three kids. Poor Jim is hardly able to wedge in one complimentary statement of his own children...
One of my favorite episodes, Jeff! You really can't go wrong with an episode written by Roger Smith himself, directed by Montgomery Pittman and starring Sue Ane Langdon.
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Fantasy Island
The Over-The-Hill Caper / Poof, You're A Movie Star (S1E10)
Were we so jaded in the 70's that a show like this could find a reasonable foothold in TV viewership? I guess so, since we already bought whole-heartedly into preposterous premises like Bewitched and I...
A Birthday Tribute
Jan Clayton
August 26, 1917-August 28, 1983
In the quiet desperation of stress and strife in my childhood, I don't think there was any sound more comforting than hearing the opening theme of Jeff's Collie airing each week on CBS. I identified--to a certain extent--the vague...
Fear not--if you ever read any of my commentaries, you'll find no "technical" nitpicking on my part that seems to be a big part of many discussions on this forum. My knowledge of that sh*t wouldn't even halfway fill a gnat's toenail.
This is apparent since I couldn't even correctly utilize the...
Jeff--I probably have between 50 to 100 commentaries I've written but never committed to posting. When I go back to proof them, I find my similes and metaphors lack the sharp edge of wit for which I always strive, or that my benevolent snideness has turned more fractious than intended. Worse...
I Just Don't Know Any More....
I've been privately asked by some of you in this forum as to why I've curtailed the number of my posts lately. I'm astonished anyone has noticed. Or care.
So let me answer that by posing a question that's been festering on my mind lately: How do YOU maintain...
Series Commentary
The Doris Day Show
1968-1973
I say this with a certain shamefacedness, but I honestly find Doris Day in her late 40's to have assumed a mantle of foxy cougarness far beyond her earlier "girl-next-door" identity from films in the '50's and '60's. Why, just saying this makes me...
I applaud your usual selection of fine shows (some of which I am unfamiliar) and your excellent commentaries and screen caps on each, Jeff. But I must take exception on your opinion on the above mentioned series. I've always considered BSB to be the weakest of the WB detective series for several...
Episode Commentary
Leave It To Beaver
"The Parking Attendants" (S6E17)
During my freshman year in college, my Dad's boss hired me to serve as a parking valet at his daughter's wedding reception. At the age of 18, I would've eaten the bark off a sycamore for $2.00 an hour, which is what I was...