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Sometimes I think I shouldn't review horror movies anymore because horror might be best appreciated by the young who've not seen all the tricks of the trade. Jump scares were once novel for us, too!

Oh, I laughed during "Malignant". But not because of anything the filmmakers intended. I laughed because it was so effin' stupid. Like I said, I find it slow and boring before it becomes ridiculous and eye-rolling. "M3GAN" is no classic but it generally does what it sets out to do. Unless...

I thought "Malignant" was wholly terrible. As I said in my review: "Boring until it becomes stupid, the movie wastes 111 minutes of screen time." "M3GAN" isn't great but it's a heckuva lot better than "Malignant"!