Recent content by Brad Porter

Just opened my copy (received from Amazon) and wanted to grab the digital copy while I was watching football. The paper insert has nothing written in the box where the download code is supposed to be printed. Anybody else have this problem? Brad

Christina Hendricks is now engaged to Geoffrey Arend. You might not recognize his name, but he's the guy from Super Troopers with the line: "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries." No, I'm not joking. That guy. Really. For real. What? Brad

We'll look back on this transition as the moment when Skynet became self-aware. Brad

I thought Sienna looked like Angie Dickinson. I was surprised that none of the women at the reunion show looked shockingly like someone had used the makeup shotgun on them. Brad

I clicked through to your profile, so that's +1 for you. The only thing that you've been in that I've seen is the Psych episode, but I'm looking forward to your work as "Dancing Policeman #4". I like that the second most common "plot keyword" for your body of work is "female nudity". Well...

Should I work up the math on how cheap it is from scratch? Last time around I didn't even bother attempting any kind of tomato based sauce (since I usually just heat up diced tomatoes with sausage or mushrooms before baking the pie), and I drizzled the dough with olive oil instead. Damn! I...

I just got the set and since I had seen this discussion I scanned through the pilot episode that I still had on TiVo (yes, 7 years later - that's how much I liked the show) to see what songs had been replaced. Here's the list that I noted: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - "Crimson and Clover"...

Two quotes from Bryan excerpted below: This unicorn goat and I are troubled by your selective use of "plausibility" as evidence of existence. :D Brad

I wanted to join in the discussion again, but most of it looks like this. ...which is not unusual for an After Hours thread. Does anyone know the population density needed for large primates (Hominids primarily, considering the size implications of the Bigfoot "evidence") to thrive or...

Last year I got a bread machine because I got tired of not having bread around for sandwiches. I think I've actually only used it three times to bake bread and at least thirty times to mix pizza dough. I used to always do it by hand, but I was never patient enough to let it rise properly. Using...

It's seems like an interesting idea until you account for the low-Earth orbit satellites that have inclined orbits yet do not have propulsion systems to "dodge" the tether. Sure, the odds are large that they won't cross the equatorial plane at the site of the elevator for any given orbit, but...

Bryan, I've been consulting with my own experts, and they tell me that these "Bigfoot" creatures are just a myth. And my experts would also like to collectively inform the prepubescent girls of the world that they actually resent all the feminization of their noble and robust culture. They do...

Wilson? Is that you? Brad

He won't see my starting lineup except for bye weeks and injury, so I just hope he does well enough to be a valuable trading commodity. Brad

My Auction League drafted yesterday. Unfortunately it's only a 10 teamer this year: QB: Brett Favre ($7); Jake Delhomme ($10*) RB: LaDanian Tomlinson ($67); Earnest Graham ($23); Chris Perry ($5); Rashard Mendenhall ($2) WR: Calvin Johnson ($26); Marvin Harrison ($15); Nate Burleson ($12*)...