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#1 of 11 OFFLINE   Phil_O


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Posted November 08 2002 - 04:49 PM

I was ROTFLMAO when I saw this! Check out bored.com and scroll down to The Dielectizer. You can enter a website URL or any text and view it in different dialects. I put it on Jive and entered into the URL box the address of this site. It 'dielectizes' it from the top to the bottom. Even people's names!! Too funny... Just thought I'd share.
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#2 of 11 OFFLINE   Evan Case

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Posted November 08 2002 - 05:11 PM

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#3 of 11 OFFLINE   Bill Slack

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Posted November 08 2002 - 05:24 PM

What makes me laugh is that the first time I came across a jive-izer...

I think I was about 9 or 10, so that's almost 15 years ago. Posted Image There was a WWIV (an old dial-up BBS software) mod that added jive to the message editor. Usually the jive-ized text was restricted to just a single jive forum, for amusement.

I knew of jive from Airplane, so... Posted Image

It does (and all the other one around, now) present to very amusing stuff, at times. Even better now that you can just apply it to all sorts of random stuff...

#4 of 11 OFFLINE   Christopher P

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Posted November 08 2002 - 06:48 PM

"Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow."


#5 of 11 OFFLINE   Jason Seaver

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Posted November 09 2002 - 01:12 AM

I was always more amused by the en-chef-erizer, myself.

Bork bork bork!

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#6 of 11 OFFLINE   John Sturge

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Posted November 09 2002 - 11:51 AM

I'll pup a cep in yuoor ess!

#7 of 11 OFFLINE   Gui A

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Posted November 09 2002 - 02:53 PM

Here's another translator...


#8 of 11 OFFLINE   Wayne Bundrick

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Posted November 09 2002 - 06:43 PM

Try Snoop Dogg's Shizzolator at www.asksnoop.com. It's the shizznit.

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#9 of 11 OFFLINE   Artur Meinild

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Posted November 10 2002 - 07:16 PM

not unlike www.pornolize.com
try pornolizing IMDB for a start

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#10 of 11 OFFLINE   Scott Simonian

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Posted November 10 2002 - 07:51 PM

Translated via pornolize.com


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#11 of 11 OFFLINE   John Thomas

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Posted November 10 2002 - 08:43 PM

Thanks guys! Actually quite helpful; I used the 'moron' translation for this:

"Please turn off all cell phones 'n pagehs bef'e de moobie starts."