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Taliban TV Guide (humour)


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#1 of 5 OFFLINE   Shayne Lebrun

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Posted October 12 2001 - 04:41 PM

Taliban TV Guide MONDAYS: 8:00 - Husseinfeld 8:30 - Mad About Everything 9:00 - Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 - The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 10:00 - Allah McBeal TUESDAYS: 8:00 - Wheel of Terror and Fortune 8:30 - The Price Is Right If Saddam Says It's Right 9:00 - Children Are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things 9:30 - Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer WEDNESDAYS: 8:00 - U.S. Military Secrets Revealed 8:30 - When Kurds Attack 9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread 9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone 10:00 - Veilwatch THURSDAYS: 8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi 8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H 9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 9:30 - My Two Baghdads 10:00 - Diagnosis: Heresy FRIDAYS: 8:00 - Judge Saddam 8:30 - Funniest Super 8 Home Movies 9:00 - Captured Kurds Say the Darndest Things 9:30 - Achmed's Creek 10:00 - No-Witness News SATURDAYS: 8:00 - My Favorite Taliban 8:30 - Whose Koran Is It Anyway? 9:00 - I've Got a Fatwa 9:30 - Family Ties and Cuts Off the Hands of Infidel Pigs 10:00 - Sesame Goat Path

#2 of 5 OFFLINE   Inspector Hammer!

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Posted October 12 2001 - 09:56 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image

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#3 of 5 OFFLINE   Dana Fillhart

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Posted October 12 2001 - 11:09 PM

Looks like they had to put Fatima and M*U*S*T*A*S*H in at the last moment on Thursdays...Survivor got cancelled there.

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#4 of 5 OFFLINE   Jerry Gracia

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Posted October 14 2001 - 12:32 PM

Good stuff! Posted Image

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#5 of 5 OFFLINE   Aurel Savin

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Posted October 14 2001 - 01:14 PM

M*U*S*T*A*S*H

That's a pisser!

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