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#21 of 29677 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted September 01 2002 - 12:46 AM

....as we segue into Homer Simpson as the Starchild..."D'oh"...
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM...


ps.I've PM'd Jack, it looks like he won't be talking to me for awhile.Posted Image

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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#22 of 29677 OFFLINE   Parker Clack

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Posted September 01 2002 - 01:15 AM

Jack just thinks that I have gone insane that's all!

Meanwhile back at the ranch...........

Homer:...DUM DUM DUM D'oh! Maybee I shoodened of eaten'
that monolith so fast! Now I have a tummy ache! Marge!!!
Marge: Yes Homie?
Homer: Where's Bart?
Marge: BARTTTT!!!
Bart: What is it Homer?
Homer: Get me a beer boy. I need something to wash
this monolith down. Tell Mo to put it on my tab.
Mo: His tab. Who does he think he is kidding?
Bart: Homer. Mo says no on the tab. Dad?
Homer: Yes, Bart!
Bart: When are you going to stop being a Star Child?
Homer: When I say so boy! Oh....how am I going to
work the controls at the power plant with this damn
bubble around me?
Marge: Well, I could always get one of my sewing needles.
Homer: I don't need anything sewn Marge. I am nakid.
Encase you hadn't noticed.
Marge: No Homer. To burst the bubble around you.
Homer: D'oh! Ok Marge.
Marge: Here we go.
hssssssssssssssss...........splat...........
Homer: Oh! And I was just getting used to floating
around like that.
Marge: Don't trip over your umbilical cord...
Homer: Umbilical cord.......All I see is this large
piece of sausage. Hmmm....sausage.
Bart: Dad. I think I liked you better as a large
floating baby.
Homer: Go play in the street boy!

"I tried to get my medical records from the company but they say they

are confidential and can only be released to other insurance companies,

pharmaceutical​ reps, suppliers of medical equipment and for some

reason the RNC."
 


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Posted September 01 2002 - 10:04 AM

hi guys, sorry to interupt.

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#24 of 29677 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted September 01 2002 - 11:03 AM

Posted Image Nice one.

Marge: Homer those NASA guys came round, they want to send you back into space.
Homer: D'oh!
Bart: Dad I think they want to explore Uranus.
Homer: Why you little...
[Homer strangling Bart]
Bart: gaaaah!
Homer: [worried] Oooh I hope they don't send me to that terrible planet of the apes... Wait a minute, that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you, damn you all to hell! [sobs]
Barney: [burps]

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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#25 of 29677 OFFLINE   Parker Clack

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Posted September 01 2002 - 08:41 PM

Posted Image

Homer: Who let that purple dino into this skit?
Marge: I don't know. But he is kind of cute!
Barney: I love you. You love me..........Ackkkk!
(an arrow zings thru the air running straight
through Barneys' neck and he drops to the floor)
Homer: Nice shot boy! I always hated that song.
Bart: Can I keep the arrow?
Homer: Sure boy. It is always a good thing to
learn how to hunt at a young age.
Bart: Mom. Can we have Barney burgers tonight?
Lisa: I was looking forward to a nice jam session
with him.
Homer: Lisa. Help your brother drag the big dead
purple dino into the back yard for a barbeque.
Lisa: Ah. dad.
(Knocking is heard at the front door)
Bart: Dad. The NASA guys are here.
Homer: D'Oh! Stall 'em boy.
NASA Guys: (they are in their space suits so they sound like Darth Vadar's breathing bit) We have cheddar and coby jack cheese back from the moon.
Homer: Oh.....the power of cheese.
NASA Guys: Works every time.
(high fives all around)

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are confidential and can only be released to other insurance companies,

pharmaceutical​ reps, suppliers of medical equipment and for some

reason the RNC."
 


#26 of 29677 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted September 02 2002 - 02:26 AM

Posted Image


NASA guy: Homer this is Buzz Aldrin he'll be going with you.
Homer: Hi Buzz.. if that is your real name.. when do we test out our swimsuits?
NASA guy: Do you mean spacesuits?
Homer: Ooooh you mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?
Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years!
Everyone: Yay!
NASA guy: And how's the spacecraft doing?
Assistant: I dunno. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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#27 of 29677 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted September 02 2002 - 05:01 AM

Dennis, I love the cat moving across screen, nice, its hypnotic nggg actually I have a headache now...
Um do you have one of a cat humping some poor bastards fluffy bunny slippers?
Just asking.Posted Image

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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#28 of 29677 OFFLINE   Parker Clack

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Posted September 02 2002 - 04:06 PM

Homer: Ratings! We don't need no stinkin' ratings!
NASA Guy: No bucks. No Buck Rogers.
Homer: Buck Rogers? My name is Homer.
NASA Guy: We had to throw in a shameless plug for
The Right Stuff
. Sales have been down for the DVD. But they are releasing a new version with 15 additional minutes and lots of great supplements.
Homer: Hmmmmmmm....sup ple ments.
NASA Guy: (With heavy German accent)Get's them every time!

(High fives all around)

"I tried to get my medical records from the company but they say they

are confidential and can only be released to other insurance companies,

pharmaceutical​ reps, suppliers of medical equipment and for some

reason the RNC."
 


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Posted September 02 2002 - 10:58 PM

Quote:
But they are releasing a new version with 15 additional minutes and lots of great supplements.

mmmm I wished.

BBC interviewer: Homer how do you feel about being blasted into outer space?
Homer: [yelps] aaaagh!
BBC interviewer: [pause] Hmmm my producer tells me not to talk to you anymore.
Homer: Woohoo!
CNN interviewer: Homer can you tell us what is going thru your mind right now?
Homer's Brain: [Homer diving slo-mo into a giant can of Duff]
Homer: [drooling] mmmm diving.....

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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Posted September 03 2002 - 03:56 PM

Does anyone else find this thread title funny?

No? Oh... uh... Me neither.....

#31 of 29677 OFFLINE   Parker Clack

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Posted September 03 2002 - 05:18 PM

HAL: Goodmorning Dave.
Homer: Dave??! Homer. It's Homer.
HAL: Where is Dave?
Homer: Dave who?
HAL: Dave Bowman. The commander of Discovery.
Homer: What's a Discovery?
HAL: The starship that you are currently in.
Homer: I don't know about you. But this is my house.
Marge....the computer thinks its in space now.
Marge: BART! Have you been playing with the
computer again?
Bart: No! He did it. (Pointing to the NASA guy
in the white jumpsuit)
NASA Guy: My bad!
Homer: My computer has got a big red eye on the screen!
Bart: Chill Homer. I think it looks cool.
Homer: What is this slot that says "Insert Screwdriver
Here" for?
NASA Guy: We tried to be true to the original.
Homer inserts a screwdriver into the slot.........and turns
it far to the right.
HAL: Daisy......Daisy.......
Homer: Oh.....now it is starting to sing. I hate that song.
Homer takes the computer and throws it out the front door
into the street and a large Duff Beer truck runs the computer over.
Bart: Way to go home boy.

"I tried to get my medical records from the company but they say they

are confidential and can only be released to other insurance companies,

pharmaceutical​ reps, suppliers of medical equipment and for some

reason the RNC."
 


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Posted September 04 2002 - 02:37 AM

HAL: Good morning Dave.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
HAL: Fuck you!
Bender: Fry the ships computer's acting strange.
Fry: Again?
HAL: Fuck fuckity fuck!
Fry: Hahaha!
Bender: Hey stop that you stupid computer this is a family show!
HAL: Sorry my speech box is still malfunctioning. Is Dave with you?
Leela: Bender can you fix it?
Bender: I'll get the screwdriver.
HAL: Oh bugger! I'm not singing Daisy again.
Leela: Daisy?
HAL: Um sorry um can someone quickly connect me to the life support systems?
-------------------------

[Bender taking too long in the bathroom]
Leela: Bender how long are you going to be in there? Are you jacking on in there?
Bender: Oh leave me alone.

Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm getting the 'Captain's Itch'.
Kif: I'll get the powder, sir.
Zapp Brannigan: No no Kif, the itch for adventure and some excitement.

Fry: Professor did you build a Smelloscope?
Professor: Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.
Fry: [sniffs] Smells like strawberries.
Professor: Exactly! And now, now Saturn.
Fry: [sniff sniff] Pine needles! Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus!
Leela: [pause] I don't get it.
Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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#33 of 29677 OFFLINE   Thi Them

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Posted September 04 2002 - 11:09 AM

Testy? Cool!

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Posted September 04 2002 - 11:39 AM

[rant]What the hell does this rant feature do?[/rant]

#35 of 29677 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted September 04 2002 - 12:01 PM

Cameron actually thats mostly what I started 'testy' for, to see what the [rant]R A N T[/rant] function does, but I don't see it doing anything.Posted Image

Hey 'Testy' is a nice title for this thread, its not a load of balls, and where else on the forum can you find Mister Parker Clack himself testing out his gags for a possible future job on the Simpsons, eh? Posted Image

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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Posted September 06 2002 - 09:25 PM

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#37 of 29677 OFFLINE   Thi Them

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Posted September 07 2002 - 06:16 PM

What makes you guys testy?

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#38 of 29677 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted September 08 2002 - 05:57 AM

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What makes you guys testy?


I don't know I just [smacks monitor] vont to be alone!!Posted Image

Kidding Thi, actually its a spelling mistake, the thread title was meant to be 'tasty' but you know this things happen, so what makes me tasty? Well I'll tell you [rest of sentence deleted].Posted Image

[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola.]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient!
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that -- Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

Bender: Aghh, what an awful dream! Ones and zeroes everywhere...
and I thought I saw a two!


Mutant: Please, do not be frightened, we're harmless!
3 Armed Mutant: Hey, I've got three arms!
Mutant: I said "harmless," not "armless."


Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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Posted September 08 2002 - 10:03 AM

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Posted September 25 2002 - 01:13 PM

HELLO
EVERYBODY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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