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#1 of 57 ONLINE   todd s

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Posted July 30 2002 - 02:58 AM

We have been joking around in my office about those softcore movies shown all the time on Cinemax. We laugh because they always star the same 10 or so actors/actresses. So are pretty funny and one I saw almost could be a real movie. Posted Image
Bring back John Doe! Or at least resolve the cliff-hanger with a 2hr movie or as an extra on a dvd release.

#2 of 57 OFFLINE   Mike Broadman

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Posted July 30 2002 - 03:02 AM

Those flicks are great fun. When I had Skinemax, my girlfriend and I used to watch them and crack up. The sex scenes are so poorly done it's a joke, and the awful acting is a gas.

All I have now is Showtime, and it's a poor substitute.

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Posted July 30 2002 - 03:15 AM

They show some crappy flicks like these on HBO Zone sometimes. It's the worst of both worlds: lame sex scenes mixed with crappy acting.
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#4 of 57 OFFLINE   Tommy Ceez

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Posted July 30 2002 - 05:08 AM

I liked it better about 7 years ago when cable would show 1970's european soft core porn. Much better to watch than the 1990's LA versions. Plus all the men wore fur coats and drove Ferarris
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#5 of 57 OFFLINE   David Egan

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Posted July 30 2002 - 09:29 AM

When I had Cinemax I was a big Monique Parent fan but most of those gals look freakish and bizarre. Showtime sex flicks are severely cut and HBO's Real Sex is anything but.

The only erotic thing on cable is Taxicab Confessions. Some of those people are craaaazy.

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Posted July 30 2002 - 10:56 AM

Making someone watch "Real Sex" has to be the best way to get someone to abstain from sex. Why does it seem like the only people on that show are either 50+ old hippies or pierced and tattooed skanks and junkies? Man that show is a turnoff, and not very interesting either, with very few exceptions.
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#7 of 57 OFFLINE   Wayne Bundrick

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Posted July 30 2002 - 01:32 PM

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We laugh because they always star the same 10 or so actors/actresses.

Want another laugh at my expense? I can probably name all 10. Starting with my favorite, Gabriella Hall Posted Image
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#8 of 57 OFFLINE   JonZ

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Posted July 30 2002 - 01:55 PM

I agree with TOm.
The ones nowadays are shit compared to ones you could see on Cinemax years ago

#9 of 57 OFFLINE   Ricardo C

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Posted July 30 2002 - 02:15 PM

I agree with JonZ and Tom. I can't quite put my finger on it... Maybe it's that I like the "girl next door" look and not the silicone-and-collagen combo current Skinemax flicks offer.

Now, Susan Featherly and Jacqueline Lovell... *growl* :b

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#10 of 57 ONLINE   todd s

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Posted July 31 2002 - 01:30 AM

Gotta love Nikki Fritz(fakes). But, she still is hot Posted Image
Bring back John Doe! Or at least resolve the cliff-hanger with a 2hr movie or as an extra on a dvd release.

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Posted July 31 2002 - 02:34 AM

Cinemax: Friday After Dark was where it was at Posted Image

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#12 of 57 OFFLINE   Greg Z

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Posted July 31 2002 - 06:25 AM

What was the name of that aerobicize exercise show on I think showtime many years ago? Where the girls would be exercising and the camera would slowly circle around them. Damn. Those were the days.:b

#13 of 57 OFFLINE   Wayne Bundrick

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Posted July 31 2002 - 06:33 AM

Actually there doesn't seem to be much silicone in most of the actresses, maybe because Shauna O'Brien got all the silicone. My God I think they're going to burst. Not that there's any doubt those are fake, but every now and then they show an older movie that she was in before getting the implants.

Seriously, there are several actresses who either don't have implants or their surgeon deserves a Nobel prize. The aforementioned Gabriella Hall, Kira Reed, and Kim Dawson come to mind. And there are others where it's not a question because they're not even big, for example Monique Parent and Susan Featherly were mentioned, plus Kim Yates.

I always have a laugh when I spot one of these actresses on a network TV show. The winner would have to be Krista "Emmanuelle" Allen.
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Posted July 31 2002 - 08:51 AM

I forgot about Shauna O'Brien Posted Image
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#15 of 57 OFFLINE   LarryDavenport

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Posted July 31 2002 - 09:50 AM

I have't seen so many fake breasts since Heavy Metal. Posted Image

I also preferred the old European/UK soft core that Cinemax and HBO used to show (like [i] Young Lady Chatterley[i], Emmanuel, and The Story of O.

#16 of 57 OFFLINE   Ken Garrison

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Posted July 31 2002 - 03:09 PM

I wouldn't subcribe to any of those crappy movie channels until they start showing a lot of movies in OAR.

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Posted July 31 2002 - 04:10 PM

Okay, I have to cop to being a Gabriella Hall fan as well. I remember seeing a "movie" with her and waiting for her to, you know, perform, but she seemed to be the only one not gettng nekkid. It made me have to go and figure out who she was so I could find another one of those flicks with her in it.

I'm also interested in Lorissa McComas, though she's bordering on looking just as fake as Shauna O'Brien. And lately, I've become entranced by Flower Edwards.

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#18 of 57 OFFLINE   Ricardo C

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Posted July 31 2002 - 08:03 PM

Well, Ken, the Skinemax movies are generally straight-to-video stuff, so it IS being shown in its OAR Posted Image
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Posted August 01 2002 - 05:37 AM

Julie Strain, Shannon Whirry & Shannon Tweed, where always favorites of mine Posted Image

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Posted March 04 2003 - 06:27 AM

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I always have a laugh when I spot one of these actresses on a network TV show. The winner would have to be Krista "Emmanuelle" Allen.

I knew I'd seen her somewhere! When I saw the "CSI" episodes, I felt guilty, but I didn't know why. Then she got all sweaty on "Smallville" and it clicked. Friday nights when nothing else is going on, you just can't help it...
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