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Hold on to your hats fellas, BEYONCE KNOWLES in August's issue of MAXIM!


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#1 of 102 OFFLINE   Inspector Hammer!

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Posted July 11 2002 - 11:23 AM

I heard it on Entertainment Tonight, and the spread they previewd is going to be scorching! Posted Image This could possibly unseat Cathrine Heigl's spread as my new favorite!

My eyes are offcially peeled the next few days at my local newsstand! Hell, they might have it now!

I'll find out tomorrow. Posted Image
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#2 of 102 OFFLINE   Max Leung

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Posted July 11 2002 - 12:05 PM

OMFG! *faint*
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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#3 of 102 OFFLINE   NickSo

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Posted July 11 2002 - 12:58 PM

Yeah, they mentioned that in the Shakira issue Posted Image

#4 of 102 OFFLINE   Bill Cowmeadow

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Posted July 11 2002 - 01:20 PM

Beyonce Who? Never heard of the person. Picture please.

#5 of 102 OFFLINE   Reginald Trent

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Posted July 11 2002 - 02:21 PM

John, I didn't know you were a fan of Destiny's Child. Posted Image

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Beyonce Who? Never heard of the person. Picture please.
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BTW She's the lead singer with the golden mane and thick sexy hips.

#6 of 102 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted July 11 2002 - 02:41 PM

John I'm holding onto my um 'hat', now wheres the damn pic? or do I have to forkin' fork out some dosh to buy that ruddy rag?
I know, first person to scan the pic and post it on this thread gets 2 yummy smileys AND a thumbs up from yours truly, howzat?Posted Image


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#7 of 102 OFFLINE   Dome Vongvises

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Posted July 11 2002 - 06:02 PM

There goes my hat.....

#8 of 102 OFFLINE   Johnny wilson

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Posted July 11 2002 - 06:39 PM

Sometimes I thin John Williamson is my long lost brother. I tell ya John, You and I seem to have the same tastes. Literally. I can't wait to see this issue. I'd love to bury my face in her thighs too. Posted Image Posted Image

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Posted July 12 2002 - 01:52 AM

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thick sexy hips.

Aaaaahh... Finally someone who appreciates hips in a woman. I am so tired of all those so called sex symbols whose midsection look more like 10 year old boys! Posted Image Celebrities like Shakira, Beyonce and J-lo (she might be a tad too thick) are more the exception than the rule.

That lady is built like a fine guitar Posted Image

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Posted July 12 2002 - 02:55 AM

"J-lo (she might be a tad too thick)"

Take back that blasphemous statement immediately.Posted Image

J-lo is such a.....forget it I can't even think straight now.:b
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Posted July 12 2002 - 03:04 AM

This may help.... Posted Image

http://www.angelfire.../Beyonce3aq.jpg

Not the maxim pic though Posted Image
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Posted July 12 2002 - 03:16 AM

My apologies Chet Posted Image. J-lo was my absolute favorite for a long time, but she was unseated sometime ago by Halle Berry - another thin yet curvacious lady.

You can see the pattern here. I really have to roll my eyes at those who drool to the likes of Mandy Moore. Really, she looks more like a child than anything. I would feel guilty touching her, and I am 23! Posted Image

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#13 of 102 OFFLINE   Reginald Trent

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Posted July 12 2002 - 07:46 AM

Yeah, I hear ya Holadem. I appreciate the things that separate men shapes from women's such as nice shapely hips. Most of the women many here find sexy have snake hips to go along with the rest of their bean pole bodies. Posted Image

as was said earlier, Beyonce is shaped like a fine guitar. While Mandy Moore's shape is closer to that of a flute. Posted Image

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Posted July 12 2002 - 07:46 AM

>>>another thin yet curvacious lady<<<

Is that possible Posted Image. I think another 1/2 stone on Berry and she'd be absolutely perfect Posted Image
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#15 of 102 OFFLINE   Christopher P

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Posted July 12 2002 - 08:56 AM

While Mandy Moore's shape is closer to that of a flute.


Ohhhh... Anybody else thinking of "American Pie" right now?

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#16 of 102 OFFLINE   Mike boettner

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Posted July 12 2002 - 09:02 AM

one time, at band camp.......Posted Image
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Posted July 12 2002 - 09:37 AM

Here we go....

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#18 of 102 OFFLINE   Ron-P

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Posted July 12 2002 - 09:40 AM

OK, so, maybe that wasn't very fair. Is this better.

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Guys, you know better than to start a thread about a beauty and NOT provide a pic, C'mon now. Sheesch.


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#19 of 102 OFFLINE   Howard Williams

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Posted July 12 2002 - 09:43 AM

Still waiting for the "scantily dressed, full body shot". :b
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Posted July 12 2002 - 10:06 AM

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Guys, you know better than to start a thread about a beauty and NOT provide a pic, C'mon now. Sheesch


Man Ron you took the words right out of my mouth common guys, what were you thinking? Posted Image

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