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#1 of 28 OFFLINE   Hugh Jackes

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Posted June 12 2002 - 06:47 AM


My suggestion is:

New speedboat..................$32,000.00

New pickup truck...............$25,000.00

New pair of pants...............$43.00

Heavy Duty Trailer Hitch....... Priceless!
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#2 of 28 OFFLINE   Leila Dougan

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Posted June 12 2002 - 06:54 AM

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Sucks to be him, I'm sure.

#3 of 28 ONLINE   Jay H

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Posted June 12 2002 - 06:56 AM

Shouting up to the onlookers: "Excuse me, is this the correct way to the lake?" Jay
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#4 of 28 OFFLINE   Charles J P

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Posted June 12 2002 - 07:12 AM

This is why I no longer laugh when I see the sticker on the dash in moving trucks that says "Heavy vehicle, plan stops in advance". I saw a Tahoe sort of halfway still connected to a trailer rolled over in the ditch the other day. From my limited knowledge of trailers having grown up on a farm and hauled livestock, I would say it looked like a 10,000 pound load. Do people really think they can tootle on down the highway at or above the speed limit when they are pulling something that weighs more than the vehicle they are in?!?!?!

#5 of 28 OFFLINE   Dennis Reno

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Posted June 12 2002 - 07:53 AM

"15 bucks to launch a boat? 15 BUCKS?!?! Screw that! Don't worry honey, I know an out-of-the-way place we can drop her in..."

#6 of 28 OFFLINE   Bill_D


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Posted June 12 2002 - 08:06 AM

She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes... She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes... She'll be coming down the mountain She'll be coming down the mountain She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes.

#7 of 28 OFFLINE   John Spencer

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Posted June 12 2002 - 08:51 AM

Bystander on ledge: "I guess now would be a bad time to ask for directions?" OR Following directions from his new ex-wife, Bill runs into a little snag while taking the ski boat and putting it where the sun don't shine.
Never heard of this. I'm a honky.

#8 of 28 OFFLINE   Craig S

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Posted June 12 2002 - 09:17 AM

He's trucked!!
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#9 of 28 OFFLINE   Alex-C



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Posted June 12 2002 - 09:44 AM

Anyone want a boat ? Anyone, I got a perfectly good boat here for sale. Make me an offer. You can just wheel it away !
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#10 of 28 OFFLINE   Cam S

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Posted June 12 2002 - 09:57 AM

"Dave knew there was a short-cut to lake around here somewhere"

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#11 of 28 OFFLINE   MikeM



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Posted June 12 2002 - 10:44 AM

"Thanks for the test drive, Jim, but I think I'll pass and get the Toyota. See ya." Posted Image

#12 of 28 OFFLINE   Jeffrey Noel

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Posted June 12 2002 - 11:42 AM

"As the onlookers plead with the boat not to do it, the truck hangs on for dear life!"
God bless!
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#13 of 28 OFFLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted June 12 2002 - 03:02 PM

"I told you we shouldn't have let the monkey drive!

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!

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#14 of 28 OFFLINE   Mark Pfeiffer

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Posted June 12 2002 - 04:22 PM

"I think I've hooked a big one!"
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#15 of 28 OFFLINE   Tim Kilbride

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Posted June 12 2002 - 04:30 PM

Frank on his cellphone:

"Jim, do you remember that button on the dashboard you asked me about? Well..........."

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#16 of 28 OFFLINE   Mark R O

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Posted June 12 2002 - 08:41 PM

"Can you hear me now?"
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#17 of 28 OFFLINE   Dave Gorman

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Posted June 13 2002 - 12:35 AM

[quote] I saw a Tahoe sort of halfway still connected to a trailer rolled over in the ditch the other day. [quote]

I-29 north of CB? If so I saw the same one. If not, we have an epidemic Posted Image
...And then there's the guy who saw the sign that said "Wet Floor", so he did.

#18 of 28 OFFLINE   Frank Zimkas

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Posted June 13 2002 - 01:00 AM

Honey, If we had twin outboard motors I could....

#19 of 28 OFFLINE   ChrisMatson



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Posted June 13 2002 - 01:33 AM

"Where were you?"
"Getting your hamburger" says Clark.
"Everytime Superman's here, you disappear" says Lois.
"Golly darn," says Clark, "forgot your orange juice."

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#20 of 28 OFFLINE   ace peterson

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Posted June 13 2002 - 01:37 AM

"Nice pants."

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