Julie K
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I know what the beginning of the end of the world will look like. Pick your favorite end of the world scenario: giant meteor smacking the planet, massive and unrelenting volcanic activity (like what killed 90% of all life at the end of the Permian), global thermonuclear war, an instability in the Sun's output frying one side of the planet, Cthulhu rising from R'lyeh to destroy our cities like anthills. Take your pick.
It doesn't matter. They will all begin the same way and I know what it looks like.
No one is quite at the panic stage yet. Roadways are jammed with people not knowing what do did amid countless official vehicles. News vans are there too, of course. The end of the world could hardly be without news coverage, could it? The sky is mottled various unhealthy shades, from an oppressive sickly gray to a red the color of dried blood. Dark plumes of smoke billow up to blot out the sun. A hot, burning smell is ever present and chokes the unfortunates nearby.
In other words, it's just like another massive brushfire in southern California.
I've gotten to be pretty good at knowing which ones to worry about. I work quite a ways from my house, but the big fires can be seen from a long distance. As I crest a certain hill on the drive, I can see the plume of smoke on the horizon. Astronomers in various ancient civilizations would observe the rising sun and would note when it rose over a certain feature, mountain peak or similar. They would then know it was the summer solstice and time to have a big old party and sacrifice the people they didn't like. In a similar manner, when I top that hill I know if the fire is near a location on another mountain range then I should start to worry. (I don't get either the party or the sacrifices, my tough luck.)
By the time I get off the freeway I can narrow down the location even better. I can tell if it's up the canyon from where my house is (like the one a couple of weeks ago) or in another nearby canyon (like the one currently raging out of control). With fires like these one doesn't derive comfort from how many miles the fire is or isn't away. You tend to think of how many houses are there between your house and the fire. The more houses, the safer you feel. It's not a pleasant feeling - I hate to hear of someone's house getting burned, but that's the metric one comes to use anyway.
Even when the fire is up the canyon where I live by the time I get closer to home, it is obvious that it is way farther up the canyon. Twice however, this has not happened. The direction to the fire is the same as the direction to my house. That's truly scary. One time is was a pretty big fire but it was still a housing tract, a shopping center, and a moderate sized highway away. However, the worst was ironically (and thankfully) a very small fire. I doubt it burned more than a couple hundred square yards. It was, however, right next to the tract where my home is. There is nothing quite like being stuck in traffic while seeing that a big old plume of smoke is coming from right fucking next to your house.
Fortunately, that time, there were no other fires demanding the attention of the firefighters. They were right on it and even brought in a helicopter to make water drops. It was stopped before it could become one of those 10,000 acre infernos.
But what if something like the current 24000 acre fire been raging at the same time? The fire might not have been stopped before it got a house or two, or maybe even more.
Anyway, folks, be careful this summer. The fire season is starting early and it's going to be a very bad one. The problem is not when there's just one huge fire. The problem is when there are several going at once, and that is the big fear for this year. The fear is that there will not be enough firefighters to fight all the fires. So please, don't use fireworks this July, don't leave campfires or BBQs unattended, don't throw cigs out the window, etc. etc. You know the drill.
(P.S. If anyone says their favorite end of the world scenario is a global ice age, well, just kiss my Micropterus salmoides :p) )
It doesn't matter. They will all begin the same way and I know what it looks like.
No one is quite at the panic stage yet. Roadways are jammed with people not knowing what do did amid countless official vehicles. News vans are there too, of course. The end of the world could hardly be without news coverage, could it? The sky is mottled various unhealthy shades, from an oppressive sickly gray to a red the color of dried blood. Dark plumes of smoke billow up to blot out the sun. A hot, burning smell is ever present and chokes the unfortunates nearby.
In other words, it's just like another massive brushfire in southern California.
I've gotten to be pretty good at knowing which ones to worry about. I work quite a ways from my house, but the big fires can be seen from a long distance. As I crest a certain hill on the drive, I can see the plume of smoke on the horizon. Astronomers in various ancient civilizations would observe the rising sun and would note when it rose over a certain feature, mountain peak or similar. They would then know it was the summer solstice and time to have a big old party and sacrifice the people they didn't like. In a similar manner, when I top that hill I know if the fire is near a location on another mountain range then I should start to worry. (I don't get either the party or the sacrifices, my tough luck.)
By the time I get off the freeway I can narrow down the location even better. I can tell if it's up the canyon from where my house is (like the one a couple of weeks ago) or in another nearby canyon (like the one currently raging out of control). With fires like these one doesn't derive comfort from how many miles the fire is or isn't away. You tend to think of how many houses are there between your house and the fire. The more houses, the safer you feel. It's not a pleasant feeling - I hate to hear of someone's house getting burned, but that's the metric one comes to use anyway.
Even when the fire is up the canyon where I live by the time I get closer to home, it is obvious that it is way farther up the canyon. Twice however, this has not happened. The direction to the fire is the same as the direction to my house. That's truly scary. One time is was a pretty big fire but it was still a housing tract, a shopping center, and a moderate sized highway away. However, the worst was ironically (and thankfully) a very small fire. I doubt it burned more than a couple hundred square yards. It was, however, right next to the tract where my home is. There is nothing quite like being stuck in traffic while seeing that a big old plume of smoke is coming from right fucking next to your house.
Fortunately, that time, there were no other fires demanding the attention of the firefighters. They were right on it and even brought in a helicopter to make water drops. It was stopped before it could become one of those 10,000 acre infernos.
But what if something like the current 24000 acre fire been raging at the same time? The fire might not have been stopped before it got a house or two, or maybe even more.
Anyway, folks, be careful this summer. The fire season is starting early and it's going to be a very bad one. The problem is not when there's just one huge fire. The problem is when there are several going at once, and that is the big fear for this year. The fear is that there will not be enough firefighters to fight all the fires. So please, don't use fireworks this July, don't leave campfires or BBQs unattended, don't throw cigs out the window, etc. etc. You know the drill.
(P.S. If anyone says their favorite end of the world scenario is a global ice age, well, just kiss my Micropterus salmoides :p) )