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#21 of 61 OFFLINE   Craig Robertson

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Posted April 12 2002 - 02:01 PM

i'm an over, my wife is an under. when she hangs it, i feel compelled to change it. only slightly off topic: if you ate toilet paper, would your ass wipe itself? just wondering.

#22 of 61 OFFLINE   Jeff_A

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Posted April 12 2002 - 02:08 PM

Over the top - ALWAYS! Posted Image

#23 of 61 OFFLINE   Michael*K

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Posted April 12 2002 - 02:13 PM


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You're standing to use it, why all the bending?


This sounds damn messy. Posted Image

#24 of 61 OFFLINE   Dome Vongvises

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Posted April 12 2002 - 02:36 PM

Always over the top people!!!

#25 of 61 OFFLINE   ace peterson

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Posted April 12 2002 - 04:18 PM

The TOP no question! How the heck do you easily tear the paper when it comes from the underneath without having it all unroll on you? The top! The top!

#26 of 61 OFFLINE   Justin Doring

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Posted April 12 2002 - 04:26 PM

THE TOP! for obvious reasons. If someone has it to the bottom I'll change it.
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#27 of 61 OFFLINE   David Dennison

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Posted April 12 2002 - 04:33 PM

Over the top! I will change it also if I see it is the other way.

#28 of 61 OFFLINE   Jeremiah W

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Posted April 12 2002 - 06:17 PM

top- from the bottom it unrolls into a big pile on the floor,doesn't do it from the top for some reason

#29 of 61 OFFLINE   Andrew_Sch

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Posted April 12 2002 - 08:37 PM

Paul, need I remind you of the Simpsons episode when Bart and Lisa get taken away by social services? If I recall correctly, one of the complaints the social worker wrote down was, "toilet paper hung in overhand fashion." You use it to whipe your bottom, so it should come out of the bottomPosted Image
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#30 of 61 OFFLINE   Scott D S

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Posted April 12 2002 - 09:12 PM

Top...bottom just feels weird (make up your own joke here). Posted Image

#31 of 61 OFFLINE   Duane Robinson

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Posted April 12 2002 - 09:17 PM

Top for me all the way. I actually go around all the bathrooms in the house and switch it of someone screws up and does it underhanded. Hell I've even tried breaking into the dispensers at school so that I could switch the TP to my way.
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#32 of 61 OFFLINE   Bruce Hedtke

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Posted April 12 2002 - 09:32 PM

I go with underhand...it just looks neater, and honestly, it's not that hard to roll it and find the end if it gets lost.



BTW, what is the ratio to those who sit and wipe to those who stand and wipe? I've always sat and until I read Jeff Kleist's post, I assumed everyone else did as well. Who knew? Dammit, I always miss the great classes in school.



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#33 of 61 OFFLINE   Duane Robinson

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Posted April 12 2002 - 09:52 PM

You people wipe with the toilet paper? I usually just blow my nose and jump in the tub.
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#34 of 61 OFFLINE   Brett Hancock

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Posted April 12 2002 - 11:10 PM

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if you ate toilet paper, would your ass wipe itself? just wondering. `
Alright who's gonna be the first to try this? And Top or Bottom don't matter to me as long as it works.

#35 of 61 OFFLINE   Jason Whyte

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Posted April 13 2002 - 08:30 AM

This is the funniest thread I've read all week. Keep it up. Posted Image
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#36 of 61 OFFLINE   Brian Lawrence

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Posted April 13 2002 - 08:49 AM

Who needs paper?



I just get off the throne, walk in to the living room, sit my ass on the carpet and drag myself forward with my two front paws Posted Image

#37 of 61 OFFLINE   DennisHP

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Posted April 13 2002 - 09:26 AM

This thread cries for answer to the other big question: do you take care of your business with the TP from the back or front? Or is that question a thread killer?

#38 of 61 OFFLINE   Nate Anderson

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Posted April 13 2002 - 12:49 PM

Over the top. But I'm not anal about it or anything... I also prefer to sit, thank you very much...
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#39 of 61 OFFLINE   Brett Hancock

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Posted April 13 2002 - 07:48 PM

I just realized something. After crapping in all 3 bathrooms sense I posted in this thread I have to have the tp over the top. HTF HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT.

#40 of 61 OFFLINE   Yee-Ming

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Posted April 15 2002 - 12:45 AM

over the top. the toilet roll holders at home have a metal "lid" or "flap" that lies on the roll, if the toilet roll is put in to hang under, when pulling paper the direction of the roll will cause paper to drag "against" the edge of the flap, causing paper "fluff" (if you can call it that) to get scraped off. and it's more difficult to pull paper out. and it causes the flap to rattle.



sheesh, this is a really really really weird discussion topic... Posted Image




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