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Funniest bumper sticker you've seen?


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#1 of 134 OFFLINE   Mike_Ped

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Posted February 16 2002 - 06:01 PM

I once saw a bumper sticker that said:

"Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick!"

I laughed my ass off, then realized how mean it was. Can't help from laughing at it though...

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#2 of 134 OFFLINE   Shawn C

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Posted February 16 2002 - 07:19 PM

I have seen a couple of cars with "Peace, Love, and Fuck You" on them...

#3 of 134 OFFLINE   John Spencer

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Posted February 16 2002 - 07:23 PM

I always liked the simple, yet effective "Fuck Censorship" sticker that got popular around here in the early 90's.
Never heard of this. I'm a honky.

#4 of 134 OFFLINE   TreyP

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Posted February 16 2002 - 08:09 PM

If you are what you eat, then I guess I'm just a BIG P*SSY

#5 of 134 OFFLINE   Kevin T

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Posted February 16 2002 - 10:59 PM

can't think of any real funny ones right off hand...i was always partial to the one that used to grace my rear window:

save the planet...kill yourself

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#6 of 134 OFFLINE   GARY C

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Posted February 17 2002 - 12:27 AM

Gotta go with the...

"If you can read this your too f'n close."
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#7 of 134 OFFLINE   Stacy Huff

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Posted February 17 2002 - 12:39 AM

"Keep honking while I re-load"

"My child beat up your A student"
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#8 of 134 OFFLINE   Ash Williams

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Posted February 17 2002 - 01:29 AM

My all time favorite is:

"Unless your a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!" Posted Image

Honorable mention:

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#9 of 134 OFFLINE   Hakan Powers

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Posted February 17 2002 - 01:52 AM

"Welcome to Utah, set your watch back 20 years"

I think I saw this on a car when I was in SLC in '92, my uncle also got me a T-shirt with the same.
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#10 of 134 OFFLINE   Chuck C

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Posted February 17 2002 - 02:32 AM

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

#11 of 134 OFFLINE   Henry Gale

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Posted February 17 2002 - 02:37 AM

Visualize Whirled Peas
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#12 of 134 OFFLINE   David Lawson

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Posted February 17 2002 - 02:54 AM

I'd Rather Be Driving

Honorable Mention: a variation on Mean People Suck, People Suck
He obviously misinterpreted what it means to "be bullish."

#13 of 134 OFFLINE   Craig F

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Posted February 17 2002 - 03:36 AM

I ♠ my cat

#14 of 134 OFFLINE   Bhagi Katbamna

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Posted February 17 2002 - 04:15 AM

Impeach President Clinton and her husband.
To educate a man in mind and not morals is to educate a menace to society.
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#15 of 134 OFFLINE   Steven K

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Posted February 17 2002 - 06:15 AM

Some of the best I've seen...

"Welcome to Boston
Don't get upset
Just drive like we do"

"I didn't vote for the dope from Hope"

perhaps the funniest though, wasn't meant to be funny. When Hillary Clinton was debating whether or not to run for Senator, some of her supporters had bumper stickers that said "Run, Hillary, Run." Well, several people in New York started putting them on their front bumpers Posted Image

#16 of 134 OFFLINE   Chuck Frady

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Posted February 17 2002 - 06:15 AM

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#17 of 134 OFFLINE   Bill Balcziak

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Posted February 17 2002 - 06:42 AM

My all-time fav: "Ass, gas or grass--nobody rides for free!"

#18 of 134 OFFLINE   Richard Travale

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Posted February 17 2002 - 06:45 AM

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#19 of 134 OFFLINE   Artur Meinild

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Posted February 17 2002 - 07:07 AM

My favorite is not actually a bumper sticker, but from the back of a bikers vest:

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off!"

Hilarious! Posted Image

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#20 of 134 OFFLINE   Dana Fillhart

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Posted February 17 2002 - 09:07 AM

The political ones tread too close to breaking forum rules, so I'll stay away from those.

The 2 that crack me up most were:

• "I'd rather be eating pussy." This was a license plate frame, not a bumper sticker; the thing that cracked me up was seeing it on this 60-some-year old guy's Oldsmobile as I was delivering pizza once; I couldn't stop laughing!

• "Fuckin Gonuts", done in the same lettering/coloring style as Dunkin Donuts. At first I thought I was looking at "Dunkin Donuts", and so I wondered, "Why the hell would somebody put a D/D bumper sticker on their car?!" ... until I re-read it. Couldn't stop laughing at that one either.
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