Chris Knox
Stunt Coordinator
- Joined
- Aug 10, 1999
- Messages
- 154
First it was the parade of horrors 'Run Lola Run.' :rolleyes
Somewhere in there I bought 'Being John Malkovich' on a rave.
My head ached for weeks after trying to sit through your highly-touted 'The Cell' :frowning:
Then you said 'The Fast and the Furious' was great.
Then I was told I had to see 'Jeepers Creepers.'
There are about 20 other films that my brain has shut down all synapse paths to just to protect me from remembering the anguish and I have vowed to disavow all credibility you once had. My girlfriend, who watches all these movies with me because I say we just have to see thinks I am a moron. More so than normal!!!
So in closing, I just wanted to thank you for the full frontal lobotomies that you have given me and the catatonic stupors you have put me into over these past years. As it stands I need to be held down while someone scrapes my frontal lobes with a trough like some demented 'Clockwork Orange' Droogie...
Oh yeah, that reminds me of yet another one!
Thanks for nothing!
Somewhere in there I bought 'Being John Malkovich' on a rave.
My head ached for weeks after trying to sit through your highly-touted 'The Cell' :frowning:
Then you said 'The Fast and the Furious' was great.
Then I was told I had to see 'Jeepers Creepers.'
There are about 20 other films that my brain has shut down all synapse paths to just to protect me from remembering the anguish and I have vowed to disavow all credibility you once had. My girlfriend, who watches all these movies with me because I say we just have to see thinks I am a moron. More so than normal!!!
So in closing, I just wanted to thank you for the full frontal lobotomies that you have given me and the catatonic stupors you have put me into over these past years. As it stands I need to be held down while someone scrapes my frontal lobes with a trough like some demented 'Clockwork Orange' Droogie...
Oh yeah, that reminds me of yet another one!
Thanks for nothing!