Posted December 07 2012 - 08:41 PM
"I know that you secretly love artichokes...and PLUMS..."
"KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, WOMAN!!"
Megan Mullaly just tears into all the Tammy-craziness like a Phillies fan would a cheesesteak, and Offerman's underacting bounces off it so beautifully. I think I'm now starting to understand how she kept Will & Grace afloat for so long.
"This award is the only one I'd ever give a damn about. I made my first chair when I was five, but the quality of the wood was wanting, so when I turned nine, I used my factory-wages to purchase some beautiful local walnut... Uhm, thank you... For this, uh, this all good. Night good. Uh...there it is."
Oh, and now I can't stop imagining Tammy and Leslie going at it in a dumpster. Did Parks and Rec really think I wasn't a big enough dirtball without its help?
"Pablo, please take Chet's corpse into the other room, and then fix Mr. Hallenbeck a drink."