Win a copy of Code of Silence and Lone Wolf McQuade on Blu-ray (1 Viewer)

Chuck Norris has too much resolution for DVD so he is coming to Blu-ray on 7/17 with two new Blu-rays from MGM:Code of Silence and Lone Wolf McQuade. You can win one of two sets we are giving away. To enter just reply with your best Chuck Norris "fact" that hasn't been posted by another member. Here are some examples: Chuck Norris can eat Peanut Butter with a straw, or ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around the campfire. While Chuck Norris would make up his own, you are welcome to turn to the internet if you need help. HTF owners will select their favorite one to win one prize and will select the other at random.

In Lone Wolf McQuade, J.J. McQuade (Norris) is a Texas Ranger who doesn't exactly follow the rules, is unruly, and prefers to work alone, which earns him the nickname “Lone Wolf McQuade.” McQuade wages war against a drug kingpin with automatic weapons, his wits and martial arts after a gun battle leaves his partner dead – the film culminates in a battle that is suitably epic for any Chuck Norris film.

Code of Silence again feature Norris, this time as a tough, honest Chicago cop who gets trapped in the middle of an Italian-American mob war and tries to rescue an innocent kidnap victim while simultaneously taking down the nefarious gangs.



Fine print: Must have a US or Canadian shipping address and be over 18, all decisions are final. Contest ends on 7/17 at 11:59PM PT

Sample entry:
Chuck Norris can eat Peanut Butter with a straw.

Sample entry #2:
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around the campfire.

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.

Chuck Norris does not need a home theater. He can go to any house and claim theirs.

Chuck Norris uses a porcupine quill as a toothpick...............

Originally Posted by Ed Moxley /t/322152/win-a-copy-of-code-of-silence-and-lone-wolf-mcquade-on-blu-ray#post_3946802
Chuck Norris uses a porcupine quill as a toothpick...............

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While its still attached to the porcupine!

Chuck Norris is allowed to feed the bears.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.

Adam Gregorich said:

While its still attached to the porcupine!

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LOL!
I wish I had thought to include that. That's good...........

Chuck Norris once played with rocks as a child, today people call it Stonehenge.

When monsters go to bed, they check for Chuck Norris in their closet.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, He waits.........

Chuck Norris has gone up to Cape Cod so he can have Great White Shark for breakfast.

If it has "Chuck Norris' seal of approval", you can bet it's been tested.

Chuck Norris wears special 2-D glasses to watch regular movies, because he naturally sees 2-dimensional images in 3-D.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a leaf blower because no leaf would dare land on his lawn.

Chuck Norris once brought a knife to a gun fight. He didn't need it.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

Chuck Norris' beard hides a third fist.