So no work getting done here, Brandy and Austin are out cold... he just turned 13 today... kittys are sleepin, so I am here again talkin to myself hoping for other night owls like me. Thought I'd share this thread that someone started over at ROE today. It makes all this crap I do worth it, all the negative responce I've gotten over the years all disappears with the good things like these:
" You know you're Kryptonitewhite when... "
a few exaples, made my night.
[QUOTE=lanman31337;854813]You tow behind you a mobile home to fit 3,000 cubic feet of space for IBs.
You've got more horsepower in amplifiers than you do in your vehicle.
The Franklin Mint calls you and says we need some 1/0 so we can press pennies this year.
Your subwoofer towers were a full size replica of the World Trade Towers, and weigh as much as them.
You have stock in lumber for doing a new build every 6 hours.
You come up with new numbers because your cone area is so great.
You can hear a sub bottoming out from 3 miles away.
When you're walking through Home Depot you look at a door and say "I can fit 6 18's on that door".[/QUOTE]
when you have guests over and you open the front door to let them in and say welcome to my subwoofer enclosure subs are straight ahead bathroom around the port and to the right.[/QUOTE]
Instead of using a towel for hands, you press a button and a 30 hz tone dries them in 8 seconds with a 12 inch port in the bathroom.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RidinLoudProd;854819]you know your kryptonitewhite when fbi shows up at your door questioning you about the earthquakes in japan.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tremonic;854822]When your building a box and someone asks you if your framing up a house.
When the expandable foam company calls you to ask what your daily order is.
When they keep recones on an auto ship program set for every week.
When you don't even consider a box until the numbers are triple digit cube counts.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lanman31337;854828]You buy 64 ohm subwoofers by the warehouse.
You change T/S parameters quicker than most of us change our minds.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tremonic;854830]When you do sound sweeps 15 times as much as you sweep your house.
When Winsid sends you a plaque for the highest graph count.
When you attach a camper to your vehicle as an enclosure.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RidinLoudProd;854831]when a subwoofer company needs to change its lineup because of your youtube videos.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lanman31337;854832]When the termlab measures your gear in KPL, Kryptonite Power Level[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lanman31337;854835]He plays a sweep, and someone in a neighboring county says "Pardon me"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=inferno3436;854842]Ur install sounds good from 20hz and down..
Anything above sounds like a dogs whistle[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lanman31337;854850]Audiopipe came out with a new line, AudioWhite.[/QUOTE]
when your volume size has a E sign. To the 12th power![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lanman31337;854878]I got all skeered when I saw the orange name pop up, but now I'm in the clear.
Kryptonite's headphones are a 3 way setup consisting of two 15's, a 6 inch and a ribbon tweeter. Each. Each side is feed 1000 watts.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=i love spl;854887]and each side in a 300 cube box[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=fosg8freak;854889]when your sub has enough excursion be deadly to anyone near the woofer
when you have so much pressure generated by your system that you cause an implosion and spawn a mini black hole[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dustin420;854891]when you dont need an AC for the summer just put on some 30hz tones to cool off.
when your neighbor a block away calls an asks what your watching cause it sounds like a good movie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dustin420;854897]i try lol,
when you dont have to get up to get the remote, just turn up the HT an have it vibrate to your hand.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=smcfab;854907]When you stand in front of your latest sub and feel like one of the little people.
When Dubai calls you and asks your ideas for the latest island.
When you make Godzilla cry.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=perfect_prefect;854908]When you buy 2 dc lvl 6 18's because the motor force will help alot with single digit frequency reproduction........ oh wait thats when your me
(but i blame me on krypto sooooooo it fits)[/QUOTE]