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Studios Officially Out of Ideas for Nicholas Spark's Movie Posters...


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#1 of 9 OFFLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted April 08 2010 - 04:05 AM

Found this over at The Consumerist:

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Here's the entire original article over at cracked.com titled:  How to Write a Nicholas Sparks Movie.  /img/vbsmilies/htf/biggrin.gif



There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#2 of 9 OFFLINE   Chris Lockwood

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Posted April 08 2010 - 06:14 AM

What should a movie like that have on the poster- the White House being destroyed by a spaceship?


#3 of 9 OFFLINE   Adam Gregorich

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Posted April 08 2010 - 06:41 AM

Thats pretty funny Mike!

#4 of 9 OFFLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted April 08 2010 - 06:48 AM



Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Lockwood 

What should a movie like that have on the poster- the White House being destroyed by a spaceship?
I might buy it if they did, Chris!  /img/vbsmilies/htf/tongue.gif

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#5 of 9 OFFLINE   Steve_Tk

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Posted April 08 2010 - 10:55 AM

I think Nicholas Sparks is out of ideas for books.  Young couple, whirlwind romance, someone dies, they mend their relationship and come back stronger, the end!

#6 of 9 OFFLINE   Adam Lenhardt

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Posted April 08 2010 - 01:08 PM

"Sparks recently went on record as saying he is a greater novelist than Cormac McCarthy. This is true in the same sense that I am a better novelist than William Shakespeare. Sparks also said his novels are like Greek Tragedies. This may actually be true. I can't check it out because, tragically, no really bad Greek tragedies have survived." -- Roger Ebert


#7 of 9 OFFLINE   Inspector Hammer!

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Posted April 08 2010 - 05:35 PM

If Nicholas Sparks ever did decide to do a sci-fi film where aliens blow up the White House he would have two of the aliens fall madly in love first, have one of them be diagnosed with a fatal illness and die causing the other to go mad and destroy the White House.

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#8 of 9 OFFLINE   Edwin-S

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Posted April 08 2010 - 06:51 PM

^^^^^^^

Expect a call from Roland Emmerich.
"You bring a horse for me?" "Looks like......looks like we're shy of one horse." "No.......You brought two too many."

#9 of 9 OFFLINE   Inspector Hammer!

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Posted April 08 2010 - 07:00 PM

Oh good, I've always wanted to give him a piece of my mind about Godzilla.

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