Favorite Paramount Film Quote Thread (1 Viewer)

[COLOR= #ff0000]Note: this thread was originally used for a contest. There are a lot of good quotes here so I am renaming the thread and reopening it for non-contest participation.[/COLOR]
List one of your favorite quotes from a Paramount movie along with the title of the movie its from.

Alright guys it's down to week three. There are going to be four winners this week so your odds are even better. Good luck!

Michael Corleone from The Godfather: Part II: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"


HTF Review
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/276674/htf-blu-ray-review-the-godfather-the-coppola-restoration-highly-recommended

Ferris Bueller: "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/287506/htf-blu-ray-review-ferris-bueller-s-day-off

Owing to what has to be a record-breaking brain fart (I believe it registered on instruments at the USGS), I somehow managed to quote a favorite line from a movie produced by someone other than Paramount. Please excuse the monumental stupidity. )

Anyway, the recent passing of Peter Graves got me to watch Airplane! for the first time in awhile, and here's a line I'm pretty sure hasn't been quoted yet:

"Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo."

And here's a link to an HTF review.

RIP Mr. Phelps.

Regards,

Joe

Indiana Jones: "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -- Raiders of the Lost Ark.

HTF Discussion: http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/241136/indiana-jones-and-the-raiders-of-the-lost-ark

Wonder Boys is one of my top ten movies of all time. One reason is student Sam Traxler's response to a question from his professor, Grady Tripp.
Tripp: "Do you get high, Trax?"


Traxler: "Only when I'm working, sir!"


http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/52288/wonder-boys-dvd-modified-for-content

Drillbit Taylor: Crap on a shit sandwich!

Tommy Callahan from Tommy Boy:"Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat"
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/204551/tommy-boy-holy-shnikes-edition

Col. Kilgore in APOCALYPSE NOW:

"Charlie don't surf!"

www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/240394/htf-review-apocalypse-now-the-complete-dossier

Airplane.


Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

from Duck Soup (1933)... Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont): "I’ve sponsored your appointment because I feel you are the most able statesman in all Freedonia." Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx): "Well that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it, I hear they’re going to tear you down and put up an office building where you’re standing. You can leave in a taxi; if you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff; if that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know you haven’t stopped talking since I came here; you must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle." http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/183297/first-time-watching-duck-soup

"Those aren't pillows!" from Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Full passage:
Two men are spooning in a motel bed. (If you haven't seen the movie, it makes sense.)
"Where is your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."
"Those aren't pillows!"

Harry Doyle: "Juuuuust a bit outside, he tried the corner and missed." from Major League.

www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/6042/paramount-major-league

Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker. You're going to have to do your own dirty work now! Do you hear me? Do you?
Khan: Kirk? You're still alive, my old friend?
Kirk: Still, "old friend!" You've managed to kill everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.
[beams the Genesis device away]
Kirk: Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!
Kirk: KHAAANNNN!
[echo]
Kirk: KHAAANNNN!

The Naked Gun.

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/164965/the-naked-gun-trilogy

Originally Posted by Joseph DeMartino /forum/thread/298559/week-three-entry-thead-march-15th-21st#post_3670765

Kirk: The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.
From Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

BluRay review

THE NAKED JUNGLE (1954)

The Commissioner (William Conrad) to plantation-owner Charlton Heston, who is about to hold his ground against a voracious horde of army ants:

"Leiningen, you're up against a monster twenty miles long and two miles wide --forty square miles of agonizing death-- you can't stop it!"

Relevant HTF thread:

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/forum/thread/196055/kudos-to-paramount-for-the-naked-jungle-and-last-train-from-gun-hill