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#1 of 22 OFFLINE   billjames

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Posted August 16 2008 - 03:08 AM

Watch out for this guy, he leaves feedback for sellers that are 'way off the wall', but very funny. here's his feedback 'left for others' page on ebay. funny stuff

#2 of 22 OFFLINE   Jon_Are

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Posted August 16 2008 - 08:07 AM

FEEDBACK: Box you sent was FULL of BEES—little Timmy spent his 8th B-day in the hospital!

#3 of 22 OFFLINE   Clinton McClure

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Posted August 16 2008 - 09:46 AM

Posted Image My ribs are sore from laughing so much!

#4 of 22 OFFLINE   gene c

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Posted August 16 2008 - 12:27 PM

Someone has got to find out who he is and sign him up. A sense of humor like that shouldn't be wasted on ebay feedback. I wish I had the b@lls to write stuff like that. Maybe next time.
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#5 of 22 OFFLINE   miranda_y

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Posted August 16 2008 - 12:39 PM

Oh my gosh, IPosted Image literally laughed out loud. That was the funniest thing ever! Thanks for sharing. Posted Image

#6 of 22 OFFLINE   Bryan^H

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Posted August 16 2008 - 04:37 PM

"This object will PROVE i was with YOU that night in '69 & NOT at the TATE house!"


"A+ Magic 8 ball!!—I make my Ouija board ask it questions—Ouija board HATES that."





Wow...this guy is HILARIOUS. LOL!!!!!Posted Image

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"She always does that, she just wanders away"

 

 

 


#7 of 22 OFFLINE   Jon_Are

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Posted August 17 2008 - 12:21 AM

So hard to choose, but this one's gotta be my favorite:

as promised—my stools are large, firm, and have no more odor that a warm biscuit

#8 of 22 OFFLINE   Steve Christou

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Posted August 17 2008 - 02:22 AM

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the box you sent was stamped 'BELONGS TO PANDORA'—I'm afraid to open it.

Quote:
Ventriloquist dummyWON'T SHUT UP & has KILLED all my other ventriloquist dummies

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Can't stop laughing, who is this guy?

Dave hören... auf, wille stoppen sie Dave... stoppen sie Dave... Mein gehirn geht... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin gefühl es... Ich bin ängstlich Dave... Guter Nachmittag. Ich bin ein HAL 9000 computer. Ich wurde funktionsfähig am HAL-Betrieb in Urbana, Illinois auf January 12 1992.


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#9 of 22 OFFLINE   TonyD

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Posted August 17 2008 - 03:12 PM

ʞɔɐqpǝǝɟ uʍop ǝpısdn
pegonthe-bay ( 403 [Feedback score is 100 to 499] )
Jun-30-08 06:41


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Follow-up by pegonthe-bay (Jun-30-08 07:56):
+++++++ɐ ¡uoıʇɔɐsuɐɹʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ¡ʇuǝɯʎɐd ʇsɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ 'ppɐ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ osןɐ ı

the responses to left feedback are great too.

eBay Feedback Profile for tryork5ifp




Thank you for the pleasant and easy transaction A+++++++++++++++++++
thepipegallery ( 1661 [Feedback score is 1,000 to 4,999] Apr-14-08 06:42


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Reply by tryork5ifp (May-19-08 11:47):
and THANK YOU for NOT encasing item in rebar reinforced concrete this time!
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#10 of 22 OFFLINE   TonyD

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Posted August 17 2008 - 03:17 PM

So, is that guy buying all that stuff to leave feedback?
or.

years ago there was a guy leaving random feedback on closed auctions and they were just as funny as ths stuff.
I think it is the same person.

at the time anyone could leave feedack on any closed auction, did ebay change the feedback so anyone can leave feedback again?
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#11 of 22 OFFLINE   Bryan X

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Posted August 17 2008 - 03:41 PM

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years ago there was a guy leaving random feedback on closed auctions and they were just as funny as ths stuff.
I think it is the same person.

I remember that, too. Can't recall the Ebay user name though. Could be the same guy. Very similar humor.

#12 of 22 OFFLINE   TonyD

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Posted August 17 2008 - 03:47 PM

this exact topic was posted over a year ago at dvdtalk.

someone in that topic says "he's no andy"
YAET: Funny Feedback... - DVD Talk Forum

and here is the topic with the original funny guy

http://forum.dvdtalk....funny feedback

and an even earlier funny feedback topic.

http://forum.dvdtalk....highlight=ebay
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#13 of 22 OFFLINE   Bryan^H

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Posted August 17 2008 - 06:20 PM

I was trying to think of the style of humor this guy has, and then I remembered those "Letters from a nut" books I have.

The books where a guy writes insanely funny letters(very much the style of humor this guy has) to random places. Most times they write back, and the responses are quite funny as well.

Example: He writes a hotel telling them that during his stay he will steal everything in the room. He can't help it because he is a thief, but just wanted to warn them.

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#14 of 22 OFFLINE   MielR

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Posted August 18 2008 - 10:23 AM

God some of those remind me of a guy my mom used to date- he was a stand-up comedian, and he once wrote her a check for something and put "FOR: leather trick suit" in the "memo" section. She was afraid to make eye-contact with the bank teller when she went in to deposit it! Posted Image
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#15 of 22 OFFLINE   Marianne

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Posted August 19 2008 - 04:09 AM

The hovercraft you sold me was full of eels.

#16 of 22 OFFLINE   Jeff Cooper

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Posted August 19 2008 - 05:02 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marianne
The hovercraft you sold me was full of eels.

LOL. Is there one in there about the record you sold me was scratched?
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#17 of 22 OFFLINE   Dheiner

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Posted August 19 2008 - 07:36 AM

Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come
back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
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#18 of 22 OFFLINE   billjames

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Posted September 18 2008 - 11:53 AM

he just added over 10 more feedback

#19 of 22 OFFLINE   Philip Hamm

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Posted September 19 2008 - 01:30 AM

great OBAMA-NATION tshirt! I can wear it at both pro AND anti Obama rallies!!!A+

I LOL'ed!
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#20 of 22 OFFLINE   billjames

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Posted October 26 2008 - 03:51 AM

looks like ebay caught up with this guys, they removed most of his comments Posted Image


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