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#1 of 49 ONLINE   Craig S

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Posted November 04 2007 - 03:48 AM

Yes, after several years absence, He Who Shall Not Be Named (and, no, I'm not talking about that piker Voldemart) has returned to wreak havoc on our happy forum. Long-time members will know of whom I speak. For you newbies, just avert your eyes from the HTF logo at the top left...

You didn't listen, did you? Now you know the horror of... T.K. (I can't form the words).

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* It's not what a movie is about, it's how it is about it.

* No good movie is too long, and no bad movie is short enough.

* No good movie is depressing, all bad movies are depressing.


#2 of 49 OFFLINE   Marty M

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Posted November 04 2007 - 03:56 AM

I also am glad to see the return of the beloved turkey. Now I can really get into the holiday spirit.
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#3 of 49 OFFLINE   Adam Lenhardt

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Posted November 04 2007 - 06:07 AM

KNAPP!

#4 of 49 OFFLINE   Chris

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Posted November 04 2007 - 10:44 AM

I saw that and got a big smile. It's holiday season again!
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#5 of 49 OFFLINE   Gregg Loewen

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Posted November 04 2007 - 01:48 PM

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#6 of 49 OFFLINE   Jeff Gatie

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Posted November 04 2007 - 03:31 PM

A cold shiver just ran up my spine. Posted Image

#7 of 49 OFFLINE   Bruce Hedtke

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Posted November 04 2007 - 05:26 PM

Surely it's time to upgrade that musket to something digital.

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#8 of 49 OFFLINE   Mike Knapp

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Posted November 04 2007 - 09:41 PM

Hahaha What a surprise. I am honored. Thanks very much.

That is no mere musket! That my friends, is a blunderbuss!

Everyone have a fantasic holiday season this year.

Sincerely,

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#9 of 49 OFFLINE   Radioman970

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Posted November 05 2007 - 12:03 AM

If he wasn't packing heat I'd be pointing and laughing. Posted Image
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#10 of 49 OFFLINE   Jay H

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Posted November 05 2007 - 12:28 AM

Well, don't know about where everybody lives, but it should be Turkey season soon...... Posted Image

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#11 of 49 OFFLINE   TonyD

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Posted November 05 2007 - 01:32 AM

T.K. HAS RETURNED.

oh, oops
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#12 of 49 OFFLINE   Jeff Cooper

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Posted November 05 2007 - 04:33 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce Hedtke
Surely it's time to upgrade that musket to something digital.

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A Walkie Talkie, perhaps?
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#13 of 49 OFFLINE   Radioman970

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Posted November 05 2007 - 04:42 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay H
Well, don't know about where everybody lives, but it should be Turkey season soon...... Posted Image

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Finally, the turkeys will be able to go shoot stuff!
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#14 of 49 OFFLINE   BrettB

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Posted November 05 2007 - 07:32 AM

Never noticed before but he looks like John Ratzenberger. Posted Image

#15 of 49 ONLINE   Craig S

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Posted November 05 2007 - 07:34 AM

Ah! I see the great 2002 Turkey Knapp thread as been resurrected. One of the funniest threads ever!

Three truths about movies, as noted by Roger Ebert:

 

* It's not what a movie is about, it's how it is about it.

* No good movie is too long, and no bad movie is short enough.

* No good movie is depressing, all bad movies are depressing.


#16 of 49 OFFLINE   Jeff Gatie

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Posted November 05 2007 - 12:56 PM

The best post in that thread was the Terminator spoof:

"The flintlock blunderbuss with laser sight."

#17 of 49 ONLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted November 05 2007 - 01:35 PM

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#18 of 49 OFFLINE   Keith Paynter

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Posted November 06 2007 - 01:24 PM

Jeez, Popeye, Muppets, Droopy and Turkey Knapp all in one year!

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#19 of 49 OFFLINE   andrew markworthy

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Posted November 07 2007 - 04:40 AM

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That is no mere musket! That my friends, is a blunderbuss!
I bet that's what you tell all the girls.

#20 of 49 OFFLINE   Travis Hedger

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Posted November 14 2007 - 07:23 AM

Im glad to see one of the mainstays of the HTF returning this year after being gone for so long!
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