Nick
Second Unit
- Joined
- Jun 30, 1997
- Messages
- 251
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan went to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
here in heaven... Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them, Lindsay was the first one
accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the
ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and
says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, Britney Spears accidentally steps on a duck.
Along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. He chains
them together with the same punishment as Lindsay Lohan.
Paris Hilton has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful
where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks. Then, one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the
most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... tall, muscular
and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without
saying a word.
Paris Hilton remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did lady, but I stepped
on a duck."
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
here in heaven... Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them, Lindsay was the first one
accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the
ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and
says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, Britney Spears accidentally steps on a duck.
Along comes St. Peter with another extremely ugly man. He chains
them together with the same punishment as Lindsay Lohan.
Paris Hilton has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful
where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks. Then, one day, St. Peter comes up to her with the
most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... tall, muscular
and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without
saying a word.
Paris Hilton remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did lady, but I stepped
on a duck."