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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards


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#1 of 17 RyanAn

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Posted June 03 2007 - 11:25 AM

Without a doubt, the most subversive, most respected and most appreciated award show of the year, the MTV Movie Awards begins tonight at 7:30 pm with a preshow and ceremonies at 8:00 pm.

This years host is the lovable, sincere, and always candid Sarah Silverman.

Who will win Best Kiss? (Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook in Employee of the Month) Best Fight? (Dax Sheppard and Dane Cook in Employee of the Month) Best Actress? (Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month) Best Film? (Epic Movie)

Discuss!

If anything, the running parodies, especially the opening are worth watching. Hey, maybe even Chewbacca might make a cameo or Jim Carrey might make out with someone. One can only hope.

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#2 of 17 Ray H

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Posted June 03 2007 - 12:36 PM

Don't know how the show's been going so far since it seems a little dirtier and less polished than previous years, but it was pretty funny watching Silverman make fun of Paris Hilton while she was sitting there in the audience.

Jack Nicholson seems to be showing his age though. Posted Image
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#3 of 17 Jason Harbaugh

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Posted June 03 2007 - 07:04 PM

The opening monologue was great, especially the reaction shots. The rest...eh typical MTV movie awards. Thank goodness for DVR is all I have to say.

#4 of 17 Robert Anthony

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Posted June 03 2007 - 08:34 PM

LOL. Sarah Silverman hounded Paris Hilton straight to jail about 3 days early. She left the MTV Movie Awards and reported to prison early.

That's a monologue

#5 of 17 Pete-D

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Posted June 03 2007 - 09:37 PM

Wow ... Paris Hilton got destroyed by Sarah Silverman, lol. I'll give her credit, Paris tried her damndest to keep that smile on her face, but you could see her heart rip right in half when the punch line hit.

#6 of 17 Todd H

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Posted June 04 2007 - 03:06 AM

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Wow ... Paris Hilton got destroyed by Sarah Silverman, lol. I'll give her credit, Paris tried her damndest to keep that smile on her face, but you could see her heart rip right in half when the punch line hit.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer media whore...errr..."lady."

#7 of 17 Jason Harbaugh

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Posted June 04 2007 - 06:16 AM

Did she really report to prison?

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Posted June 04 2007 - 06:33 AM

Yes she did.
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#9 of 17 Diallo B

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Posted June 04 2007 - 07:38 AM

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Yes she did.

wow. rotflmao!
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#10 of 17 JayDerek

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Posted June 04 2007 - 09:05 AM

any transcripts of the Paris jokes??

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#11 of 17 Todd H

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Posted June 04 2007 - 09:10 AM

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any transcripts of the Paris jokes??

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Search youtube for Sarah Silverman-Paris Hilton.

#12 of 17 Robert Anthony

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Posted June 04 2007 - 09:23 AM

it's up at mtv.com in it's own video, has been since last night.

#13 of 17 Lucia Duran

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Posted June 12 2007 - 05:32 AM

I don't watch these awards shows on MTV or VH1 anymore, but I sure as hell, went to You Tube the next day to hear the opening monologue! Sarah Silverman is genius!
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Posted June 12 2007 - 10:50 AM

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I don't watch these awards shows on MTV or VH1 anymore, but I sure as hell, went to You Tube the next day to hear the opening monologue! Sarah Silverman is genius!

We have a very different idea of what the word 'genius' means.

Anybody can make crude and non-witty penis put-downs and pick on the tragically easy-to-target for jokes.

Did she pick on Nicole Ritchie and Britney too ... i.e. the remaining two of the unholy trinity of easy targets?

Silverman is just the Andrew Dice Clay of her generation. This too shall pass.

#15 of 17 James T

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Posted June 13 2007 - 03:56 AM

If you want to hear celebrity put-downs, do a search for Jeffery Ross Roast on YouTube. The guy is a 'Genius'. That line about Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain was too funny.

#16 of 17 Brent M

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Posted June 13 2007 - 06:01 AM

Yeah, Jeffrey Ross is usually a slayer at those Comedy Central roasts. The guy will say absolutely anything no matter how inappropriate and he almost always has me on the floor laughing. Silverman is much more hit and miss IMHO and most of the time I just find her annoying.
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#17 of 17 Jason Harbaugh

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Posted June 13 2007 - 06:31 AM

My favorite Jeffrey Ross line.
"I wouldn't fuck Dr. Ruth with Bea Arthur's dick", then cut to a reaction shot of Bea Arthur. lol



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