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Vincent Gallo goes uber-creepy


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#1 of 12 Chris

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Posted March 28 2007 - 04:02 PM

Is the Brown Bunny director now nothing but a man-whore?

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html

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#2 of 12 ChristopherG

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Posted March 29 2007 - 12:06 AM

That is one of the more bizarre things I have seen in quite awhile. I have always considered this guy a fruitcake and now feel this is undeniable.

I kept thinking of Fred Garvin, male prostitute, when I read that first bit for some reason.
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#3 of 12 Michael Reuben

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Posted March 29 2007 - 12:15 AM

This isn't new. I remember reading about the website and offer some time ago.

Intentionally or not, the entire website is a hilarious parody of the cult of celebrity.

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#4 of 12 Chris

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Posted March 29 2007 - 12:17 AM

I have to admit, his bit comes across as not only super-egotistic, but a bit racist.

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Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused.

???

I'm sure lots of women are lining up to be escorted by a crackhead looking dude.
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#5 of 12 Garrett Lundy

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Posted March 29 2007 - 12:53 AM

he used to offer "genetic material" on his website and had a strict no-black policy then too.

However if his insane theory that indie-movie makers are worth $50k/night actually works, more power to him. I am somewhat miffed that he's allowed to call Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny "classics". To me a classic should be somewhat good, and seen by more than 12 people theatrically.
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#6 of 12 Holadem

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Posted March 29 2007 - 01:06 AM

What an idiot. He is charging double the single rate for a lesbian couple -- I would have charged half.

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Posted March 29 2007 - 04:15 AM

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he used to offer "genetic material" on his website and had a strict no-black policy then too.

However if his insane theory that indie-movie makers are worth $50k/night actually works, more power to him. I am somewhat miffed that he's allowed to call Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny "classics". To me a classic should be somewhat good, and seen by more than 12 people theatrically.
Actually,I really like Buffalo 66,wouldn`t call it a classic,but it`s one of my favorites.Guess I`m one of the 12 people,but I`m a huge Christina Ricci fan,it has nothing to do with Vince.

#8 of 12 Chris

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Posted March 29 2007 - 04:29 AM

From down the page:

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Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration.

And a discount to NAZIS?

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In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount.

Though he wants the kid raised Jewish to make sure it "wins an oscar" This site has got to be fake. Or this guy is a real sicko.
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#9 of 12 Christ Reynolds

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Posted March 29 2007 - 05:14 AM

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What an idiot. He is charging double the single rate for a lesbian couple -- I would have charged half.
exactly what i was going to post.

not sure if this is real (i hope not), but it sure is funny. either funny-ha ha, or funny-pathetic.

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Posted March 29 2007 - 05:22 AM

Pretty obvious to me that it's a joke but eh... maybe I have too much faith in people.

Fake or real, it's funny.

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#11 of 12 John Kilduff

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Posted March 29 2007 - 04:44 PM

That has to be one of the most hilarious things I've read in recent months. Twisted like a pretzel.

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John Kilduff...

Do you think that any woman would actually go through with this?
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Posted March 29 2007 - 05:14 PM

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Pretty obvious to me that it's a joke but eh... maybe I have too much faith in people.
it was obvious to me it was a joke as well, until i looked at the rest of the clothes and shit he's selling on that website. i dont know, i just figure the guy is trying to cash in on whatever 'celebrity' he has, there must be someone willing to pay for that crap. $3k for a hopalong cassidy bedspread, $750 for a glove from a motorcycle race he was in, $50+ for t shirts, $15k for a motorcycle suit from the brown bunny. and $50k for one night with him, and $1 million for his sperm.

i'm not saying that i know this to be real or fake, but niether one would surprise me at all. the whole website reeks of narcissism.

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