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#1 of 29 Steve Y

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Posted October 25 2006 - 03:43 AM

Why do you arise maliciously each year from the ashes of last Halloween? When I'm ready to forget, why do your pin-prick eyes mock me with their soulless glare?

What did I do to you?

You threaten to eat not only the Home Theater Forum Logo, but me as well! Why? Is your appetite that insatiable?

Cease this haunting of my nightmares, HTF Jack O' Lantern.

#2 of 29 Micheal

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Posted October 25 2006 - 01:43 PM

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#3 of 29 Dan Keefe

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Posted October 25 2006 - 09:31 PM

He's Baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

#4 of 29 Jay H

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Posted October 26 2006 - 12:31 AM

Wait til thanksgiving!
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#5 of 29 BrettB

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Posted October 26 2006 - 04:21 AM

I aint skeerd. He aint even Hi Def. Piss off poser.

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Posted October 26 2006 - 04:56 AM

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#7 of 29 Bob McLaughlin

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Posted October 26 2006 - 07:36 AM

I wonder if he's going to eat the people that live in that little yellow house with the giant DVD wedged in the roof...
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#8 of 29 Keith Paynter

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Posted October 26 2006 - 05:08 PM

You've never been afraid until you've been visited by (the late) Turkey Knapp!!
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#9 of 29 Mike Frezon

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Posted October 20 2008 - 02:47 PM

It must be about time to go out to the pumpkin patch and wait for the HTF pumpkin...

Each year he rises up from a sincere pumpkin patch, flies through the air and brings toys to all the members of the HTF.

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#10 of 29 Matt Butler

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Posted October 22 2008 - 10:11 AM

Where is the HTF pumpkin? Hes not here yet Posted Image
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#11 of 29 Dennis Nicholls

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Posted October 22 2008 - 11:22 AM

If you can make mock turtle soup out of a mock turtle, can you make mock pumpkin pie out of a mock pumpkin? Posted Image
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Posted October 22 2008 - 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith Paynter
You've never been afraid until you've been visited by (the late) Turkey Knapp!!

Now you've done it!! You do not dare speak its name, for it listens . . . even from the grave. Posted Image

#13 of 29 Mike Frezon

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Posted October 22 2008 - 04:34 PM

I fear with most of the gang out in LA, that the HTF Pumpkin may mock us by NOT making an appearance this year!

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#14 of 29 Greg_S_H

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Posted October 22 2008 - 06:09 PM

Which LA gang do we blame for this tragedy? Crips? Bloods? MSG?

#15 of 29 Dennis Nicholls

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Posted October 22 2008 - 06:53 PM

Monosodium glutimate is a gang? Posted Image
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#16 of 29 Jay H

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Posted October 22 2008 - 11:39 PM

Maybe it's the NY Knicks?

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#17 of 29 Mike Frezon

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Posted October 23 2008 - 01:31 AM

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Maybe it's the NY Knicks?

Or, more appropriately, Isaiah Thomas' fault. They'll be blaming everything on him for the next ten years (and probably with just cause. Posted Image ).

I'm fairly confident the MSG that Greg refers to is:

Microgravity Science Glovebox

It certainly could be the culprit in this case.

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There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#18 of 29 Malcolm R

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Posted October 23 2008 - 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Nicholls
If you can make mock turtle soup out of a mock turtle, can you make mock pumpkin pie out of a mock pumpkin? Posted Image
Dunno, but I can make you some mock turtleneck soup, if you like. Posted Image
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Posted October 23 2008 - 07:06 AM

Mobile Suit Gundam!
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I mean, anybody who would drop a space colony on the Earth just to prove a point should have no problem interfering with a simple web forum.

#20 of 29 Greg_S_H

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Posted October 23 2008 - 08:25 AM

I was talking about MS-13, but I'm not sure if you didn't get the joke or are just playing along. Posted Image




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