HTF Pumpkin, Why Do You Mock Me? (1 Viewer)

Steve Y · Oct 25, 2006

Why do you arise maliciously each year from the ashes of last Halloween? When I'm ready to forget, why do your pin-prick eyes mock me with their soulless glare?

What did I do to you?

You threaten to eat not only the Home Theater Forum Logo, but me as well! Why? Is your appetite that insatiable?

Cease this haunting of my nightmares, HTF Jack O' Lantern.

Micheal · Oct 25, 2006

Dan Keefe · Oct 26, 2006

He's Baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

Jay H · Oct 26, 2006

Wait til thanksgiving!

BrettB · Oct 26, 2006

I aint skeerd. He aint even Hi Def. Piss off poser.

MarkHastings · Oct 26, 2006

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob McLaughlin · Oct 26, 2006

I wonder if he's going to eat the people that live in that little yellow house with the giant DVD wedged in the roof...

Keith Paynter · Oct 26, 2006

You've never been afraid until you've been visited by (the late) Turkey Knapp!!

Mike Frezon · Oct 20, 2008

It must be about time to go out to the pumpkin patch and wait for the HTF pumpkin...

Each year he rises up from a sincere pumpkin patch, flies through the air and brings toys to all the members of the HTF.

Matt Butler · Oct 22, 2008

Where is the HTF pumpkin? Hes not here yet :frowning:

Dennis Nicholls · Oct 22, 2008

If you can make mock turtle soup out of a mock turtle, can you make mock pumpkin pie out of a mock pumpkin? :confused:

Jeff Gatie · Oct 22, 2008

Now you've done it!! You do not dare speak its name, for it listens . . . even from the grave.

Mike Frezon · Oct 22, 2008

I fear with most of the gang out in LA, that the HTF Pumpkin may mock us by NOT making an appearance this year!

Greg_S_H · Oct 22, 2008

Which LA gang do we blame for this tragedy? Crips? Bloods? MSG?

Dennis Nicholls · Oct 22, 2008

Monosodium glutimate is a gang? :confused:

Jay H · Oct 23, 2008

Maybe it's the NY Knicks?

Jay

Mike Frezon · Oct 23, 2008

Or, more appropriately, Isaiah Thomas' fault. They'll be blaming everything on him for the next ten years (and probably with just cause. :laugh:

).

I'm fairly confident the MSG that Greg refers to is:

Microgravity Science Glovebox

It certainly could be the culprit in this case.

Malcolm R · Oct 23, 2008

Dunno, but I can make you some mock turtleneck soup, if you like.

ChristopherDAC · Oct 23, 2008

Mobile Suit Gundam!

I mean, anybody who would drop a space colony on the Earth just to prove a point should have no problem interfering with a simple web forum.

Greg_S_H · Oct 23, 2008

I was talking about MS-13, but I'm not sure if you didn't get the joke or are just playing along.

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