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Scarlett Johansson is delusional


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#1 of 77 OFFLINE   Paul Padilla

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Posted September 19 2006 - 03:52 AM

"Scarlett Johansson Says She's Happy With Her Curves"

http://www.foxnews.c...,214337,00.html

Where? What curves? Judging by the photo, her duct taped breasts?

Scarlett is a beautiful woman, but curves? She's listed at 5' 11" and only 120 pounds. (Read: will admit to 120 lbs.) Even the atrociously and criminally skimpy Body Mass Index says that she's under weight. Not normal...not overweight....under weight. Who is she trying to fool?
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#2 of 77 OFFLINE   Andrew Bunk

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:09 AM

Quote from article:

"She's more confident about her hourglass figure. "I'm curvy — I'm never going to be 5'11' and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I've got."
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#3 of 77 OFFLINE   DonRoeber

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:11 AM

I am also happy with Scarlet Johansson's curves.
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#4 of 77 OFFLINE   Greg_S_H

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:32 AM

Dude, there ain't enough duct tape in the world to fake this:

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Feel free to turn this into a photographic evidence thread if you must.

#5 of 77 OFFLINE   Edwin-S

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:40 AM

She certainly weighs more than 120 pounds in the picture. The dress she is wearing is a poor choice. It does nothing for her in regards to showing off her curves. It actually makes her look heavy.
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#6 of 77 OFFLINE   Joe Szott

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:43 AM

Holy cow, what movie is that still from? I've been renting the wrong titles!

#7 of 77 OFFLINE   Paul Padilla

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:47 AM

Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Damn.....I'm taking it in the teeth on this one. Maybe reading glasses are in order. Sorry everyone...Sorry Scarlett

She's definitely smokin' and I never said she wasn't. I just jumped the gun because I get sick of the body image crap that women, and by association us men, have to deal with. I would be curious what her actual stats are, though.

One site says that she's 5'4". So 120 lbs. would actually be considered normal by the BMI which means in real life she would be pretty thin.
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#8 of 77 OFFLINE   Jeff Ulmer

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:49 AM

Her curves look okay to me. I'm surprised no one has commented on her oval office ambitions...

#9 of 77 OFFLINE   Robert Crawford

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Padilla
"Scarlett Johansson Says She's Happy With Her Curves"

http://www.foxnews.c...,214337,00.html

Where? What curves? Judging by the photo, her duct taped breasts?

Scarlett is a beautiful woman, but curves? She's listed at 5' 11" and only 120 pounds. (Read: will admit to 120 lbs.) Even the atrociously and criminally skimpy Body Mass Index says that she's under weight. Not normal...not overweight....under weight. Who is she trying to fool?
Now, don't you feel foolish?Posted Image

By the way, I think she has a very healthy body.




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#10 of 77 OFFLINE   Robert Crawford

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Posted September 19 2006 - 04:57 AM

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Her curves look okay to me. I'm surprised no one has commented on her oval office ambitions...
Just another 21 year old talking smack. The only thing about print interviews, is that we don't know if the person being interviewed is being serious with their comments. I suspect that she was just having some fun with some of the things she stated in the interview. In short, her comments shouldn't be taken that seriously.



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#11 of 77 OFFLINE   Joe Szott

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Posted September 19 2006 - 05:02 AM

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Her curves look okay to me. I'm surprised no one has commented on her oval office ambitions...

She's about 8 years late to that White House party. If Hillary wins in '08, maybe Scarlett can get her chance...

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Posted September 19 2006 - 05:16 AM

I would sooooooooooooooooooooo hit it.

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#13 of 77 OFFLINE   Paul Padilla

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Posted September 19 2006 - 05:22 AM

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foolish?
Thoroughly. Apologies above.
I'm a ****ing idiot 'cause I can't make a lamp?
No, you're a genius 'cause you can't make a lamp.
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I could care less about trigonometry.
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#14 of 77 OFFLINE   Kevin T

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Posted September 19 2006 - 05:27 AM

she's "hurtin' for a squirtin'"

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Posted September 19 2006 - 05:44 AM

If she were 5'11", she'd be about the same height as Nicole Kidman!

Is this thread now just going to be an excuse to post some pics of her? Sweet...

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#16 of 77 OFFLINE   Arthur S

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Posted September 19 2006 - 08:36 AM

Do you all remember her from the Horse Whisperer,
girl who loses a leg?


She has been making the rounds on late night talk. Just a beautiful body, but her lipstick was a little overdone.

Yeah, I know, picky, picky...

And what movie is that anyway?

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Posted September 19 2006 - 10:24 AM

I've seen better at the Mall of America.......

Eh, who am I kidding, no I haven't. Posted Image

#18 of 77 OFFLINE   Joe Szott

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Posted September 19 2006 - 10:29 AM

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I've seen better at the Mall of America.......

I was waiting for this.


OK, someone tell us where the screen capture above came from. I need to rent it ASAP...

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Posted September 19 2006 - 10:36 AM

I'm sitting here watching Lost in Translation on HDNet at this very moment. Scarlett in hi-def=yum. Posted Image

#20 of 77 OFFLINE   Greg_S_H

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Posted September 19 2006 - 10:47 AM

According to the CNDb, the scene above is from something called A Love Song For Bobby Long.


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