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#1 of 19 OFFLINE   Dennis Nicholls

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Posted July 23 2006 - 05:03 AM

I was poking around the web this morning looking for a Hayne's auto repair manual for the NB Mazda Miata, 1999-2005, when I stumbled across this link:

http://www.haynes.co....atalogId=10001

Is this for real? Or did somebody "spoof" the Haynes.com domaine name?
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#2 of 19 OFFLINE   gene c

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Posted July 23 2006 - 05:29 AM

I think it's real. Click on the Haynes Family Series link on the left for a few more bizarre titles from the automotive repair manual publisher. Leave it to the British. Don't know what I'd do without my Haynes manual for my Fiat 124 Spyder, but I think I'll pass on this one.
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#3 of 19 OFFLINE   Kyle McCabe

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Posted July 23 2006 - 01:30 PM

Yeah, we don't need no stinkin' manuals! Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image
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#4 of 19 OFFLINE   Kevin T

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Posted July 24 2006 - 01:06 PM

go with a chilton's sex manual. you'll have better sex that way.

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#5 of 19 OFFLINE   Buzz Foster

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Posted July 25 2006 - 02:09 AM

Yeah, Chilton's is much better.
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#6 of 19 OFFLINE   Jeff Ulmer

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Posted July 25 2006 - 04:50 AM

The difficult thing is finding the replacement parts!

#7 of 19 OFFLINE   andrew markworthy

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Posted July 25 2006 - 05:30 AM

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Leave it to the British.

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#8 of 19 OFFLINE   Chu Gai

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Posted July 25 2006 - 07:51 AM

Did you say that with a cockney accent?

#9 of 19 OFFLINE   Joe Szott

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Posted July 25 2006 - 08:04 AM

I had heard that all British women were sexually frustrated because their men only drank ale and thought about football. I discovered this is untrue...

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#10 of 19 OFFLINE   Jeff Ulmer

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Posted July 25 2006 - 09:26 AM

If you need a manual, does that mean you drive stick? Posted Image

No manual needed here, I'm on automatic.

#11 of 19 OFFLINE   Dennis Nicholls

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Posted July 25 2006 - 10:25 AM

And here I thought I was being kind by not referring to it as a "do it yourself" manual.
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#12 of 19 OFFLINE   Cees Alons

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Posted July 26 2006 - 02:50 AM

Hmmm. "Hayne's Sex Manual" is only the first volume.
The second is called "Hayne's Sex Together".


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#13 of 19 OFFLINE   andrew markworthy

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Posted July 27 2006 - 07:17 AM

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"Hayne's Sex Manual" is only the first volume.
Written by Madame Palm with help from her five daughters no doubt.


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Did you say that with a cockney accent?

There is a *very* rude British phrase that can be used in reply. Don't read it if you're easily offended:
No, but I'm familiar with the centre of Scunthorpe


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#14 of 19 OFFLINE   Chu Gai

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Posted July 27 2006 - 07:50 AM

If you've blown it, perhaps it was due to one of the chapters Posted Image

#15 of 19 OFFLINE   Julian Reville

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Posted July 27 2006 - 09:16 AM

Andrew, please explain that phrase. I have NO clue.

#16 of 19 OFFLINE   andrew markworthy

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Posted July 28 2006 - 02:17 AM

Julian, there is a *very* rude four letter word embedded within the name (which is a real town in the UK).

#17 of 19 OFFLINE   Kevin T

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Posted July 30 2006 - 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by andrew markworthy
Julian, there is a *very* rude four letter word embedded within the name (which is a real town in the UK).

horp isn't a bad word is it???!
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#18 of 19 OFFLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted July 30 2006 - 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin T
horp isn't a bad word is it???!

Kevin...Kevin...Kevin...

It's not "horp". Anyone can plainly see the word is "unth"...as in "Sorry, honey, but I have a headache to the unth degree."

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#19 of 19 OFFLINE   Julian Reville

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Posted July 31 2006 - 12:36 AM

Ohhhh, I get it now. Duh. Posted Image


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