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#1 of 34 OFFLINE   Greg_S_H

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Posted July 14 2006 - 07:40 PM

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DENVER — A date with Jessica Biel will be up for bid next week to help raise money for a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident, Denver newspapers reported this week.

The event dubbed "Mollypalooza" to help Molly Bloom's family with medical expenses is scheduled for Tuesday at the Rock Island Club, organizers told The Denver Post and Rocky Mountain News. The News described the date as a lunch date.

http://www.accessatl....ople_Biel.html

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#2 of 34 OFFLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted July 15 2006 - 03:13 PM

Greg: Were you ever aware that Jessica Biel once had her photo taken in a sink? If you were not aware of that, you should be.

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#3 of 34 OFFLINE   Greg_S_H

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Posted July 15 2006 - 03:28 PM

I do not understand.

#4 of 34 OFFLINE   MarkHastings

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Posted July 15 2006 - 03:39 PM

I don't get it either...

I wonder how many pervs are trying to bid, thinking they'll 'get somewhere with this "date" Posted Image

Did you listen to her MP3 message? There's a freakin promo for her upcoming movie at the beginning!!!!! Posted Image

#5 of 34 OFFLINE   Greg_S_H

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Posted July 15 2006 - 04:20 PM

Maybe a cute chick will win and fuel horndog fantasies for a good while.

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Posted July 15 2006 - 05:30 PM

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Maybe a cute chick will win and fuel horndog fantasies for a good while.

No need now, the mental image you created will suffice Posted Image
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#7 of 34 OFFLINE   Christ Reynolds

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Posted July 15 2006 - 08:52 PM

i've seen hotter auctions on ebay at a computer kiosk at the mall of america.

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Posted July 15 2006 - 10:26 PM

LOL

#9 of 34 OFFLINE   Holadem

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Posted July 16 2006 - 03:07 AM

Not a big fan of hers, but she actually looks bangable on that last picture.

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#10 of 34 OFFLINE   Greg_S_H

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Posted July 16 2006 - 05:27 AM

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There's a freakin promo for her upcoming movie at the beginning!!!!!

Is it just me, or should she stick to television? I mean, I guess if you're talking money, her little movie career is just fine, but she doesn't strike me as someone who will ever be the bankable lead.

#11 of 34 OFFLINE   MarkHastings

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Posted July 16 2006 - 05:30 AM

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she doesn't strike me as someone who will ever be the bankable lead.
I'm sure they're using this 'benefit' to gain publicity for the movie.

#12 of 34 OFFLINE   Bryan X

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Posted July 16 2006 - 08:37 AM

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Not a big fan of hers, but she actually looks bangable on that last picture.

Like you'd kick her outta bed from the first picture. Posted Image

#13 of 34 OFFLINE   Greg_S_H

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Posted July 16 2006 - 08:55 AM

Ya. I'm not big on tats, but damn. (cue "I'd hit it" pic)

#14 of 34 OFFLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted July 16 2006 - 09:00 AM

Will this do?! Posted Image

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There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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#15 of 34 OFFLINE   MarkHastings

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Posted July 16 2006 - 09:35 AM

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Will this do?!
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Posted July 16 2006 - 03:10 PM

Is there a similar auction for Jessica Alba?
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Posted July 16 2006 - 05:33 PM

I never thought much of her until Blade: Trinity. Something about her holding that archery set...
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Posted July 17 2006 - 04:57 AM

Mike is right - turn off Google SafeSearch and do a Google Image Search for Jessica Biel. Probably not worksafe. Quick linky for you lazy types:

http://images.google....=Search Images
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#19 of 34 OFFLINE   Max Leung

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Posted July 17 2006 - 05:01 AM

I found a hires scan of the sink pic. Not worksafe!

http://www.brawnylad....ica_biel13.jpg
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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#20 of 34 OFFLINE   Mike Frezon

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Posted July 17 2006 - 05:13 AM

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I found a hires scan of the sink pic. Not worksafe!

http://www.brawnylad....ica_biel13.jpg

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I knew I'd get some enterprising young lad to go a-searchin'! Posted Image

That pic came from a lad magazine layout a coupla years ago (I think it was FHM). It was when she was trying to break away from Seventh Heaven. If you look around you'll find the rest of those pics, too! Posted Image The sink pic (because of its uniqueness and for other reasons, I suppose) still gets referenced by a bunch of guys I work with! Posted Image

There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl. Bullseye, he's Woody's horse. Pete the old prospector. And, Woody, the man himself.Of course, it's time for Woody's RoundUp. He's the very best! He's the rootinest, tootinest cowboy in the wild, wild west!


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