It's like a car wreck. It's horrifying, but I can't look away.
The smilies are concise and evocative. They excel at their job. And they deserve a better neighbor than this insane fruit. He probably doesn't mow his grass frequently enough, leaves his barking dog out all night, and watches Pan and Scan movies.
But there he is, and I can't look away.
Damn you, dancing banana!