Seinfeld-type moment (1 Viewer)

Hunter P · Jan 13, 2006

So it's late at the office on a Friday night and it's pretty empty. I drank a soda to make it through the day and had to go relieve myself. I got the restroom all to myself, so I take a step back from the urinal. Then another step. Then a little more just to see how far back I can go and still hit the urinal. I get to about four feet when in walks the cleaning lady.

Whoops.:b :b :b

Ricardo C · Jan 13, 2006

Yes, but did you end up having sex with her on your desk?

Holadem · Jan 13, 2006

Did you yell: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

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ThomasC · Jan 13, 2006

Was that wrong? Should you not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Joe Schwartz · Jan 13, 2006

Were you holding an issue of Glamour?

ThomasC · Jan 13, 2006

Is the cleaning lady in traction?

Hunter P · Jan 13, 2006

lol, too funny.

Inspector Hammer! · Jan 13, 2006

"Are you still master of your domain?"

I think that you might have a case of 'uromisitices', i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask to see your urination pass issued to you by the city.

It's very serious, ya know?

Christ Reynolds · Jan 14, 2006

it shrinks?

CJ

Jason Kirkpatri · Jan 14, 2006

hahahahahaha!

That was great! I'd love to see her expression on her face!

Mark Sherman · Jan 14, 2006

Its all about the "ARC" and "PROPER STANCE" ( deep breath and feet shoulder width apart) in order to get proper Trajectory. Always aim for the puck.

One soda from the Vending Machine $1.25

Seeing the expressing on the cleaning ladies face as you pee for distance in the executive washroom..................PRICELESS.

John Geelan · Jan 14, 2006

was she impressed?!

Inspector Hammer! · Jan 14, 2006

This topic is vaguely familiar, anyone remember the "urination shivers" thread from a few months back?

teapot2001 · Jan 14, 2006

Seriously, what happened when she walked in? What was the expression on her face? Did you or she say anything?

~T

Hunter P · Jan 14, 2006

She quickly turned her head and said, "Oh, excuse me," then walked back out. I finished up and walked out. We avoided eye contact.:b

I was priceless though because I was crouched down trying to get the right arc and everything.

But from now on whenever I see her, we will be thinking back on that night. I might have to off her, she knows too much.

Inspector Hammer! · Jan 14, 2006

"This cleaning woman's turning the screws on me!"-George

MikeH1 · Jan 14, 2006

Reminds me of the time when I was about in grade 2 and did the same thing in school. Except I wasn't hitting the urinal and in comes a teacher...

MarkHastings · Jan 14, 2006

As long as she didn't say "I'm sorry...(looks down)...I'm REALLY sorry!"

Only if it was "Spectacular!"

Chucky P · Jan 14, 2006

Did you bring a book in when you went to the bathroom? Cause if they catch you, you'll end up buying the book and then you can't return it because it's flagged.

Inspector Hammer! · Jan 14, 2006

"Here I come." -Rebecca Demorney

:laugh:

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