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#1 of 25 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted January 13 2006 - 01:09 PM

So it's late at the office on a Friday night and it's pretty empty. I drank a soda to make it through the day and had to go relieve myself. I got the restroom all to myself, so I take a step back from the urinal. Then another step. Then a little more just to see how far back I can go and still hit the urinal. I get to about four feet when in walks the cleaning lady.









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#2 of 25 OFFLINE   Ricardo C

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Posted January 13 2006 - 01:21 PM

Yes, but did you end up having sex with her on your desk? Posted Image
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#3 of 25 OFFLINE   Holadem

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Posted January 13 2006 - 02:12 PM

Did you yell: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

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#4 of 25 OFFLINE   ThomasC

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Posted January 13 2006 - 03:13 PM

Was that wrong? Should you not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

#5 of 25 OFFLINE   Joe Schwartz

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Posted January 13 2006 - 03:32 PM

Were you holding an issue of Glamour?

#6 of 25 OFFLINE   ThomasC

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Posted January 13 2006 - 03:51 PM

Is the cleaning lady in traction?

#7 of 25 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted January 13 2006 - 05:51 PM

lol, too funny.Posted Image
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#8 of 25 OFFLINE   Inspector Hammer!

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Posted January 13 2006 - 06:14 PM

"Are you still master of your domain?" Posted Image

I think that you might have a case of 'uromisitices', i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask to see your urination pass issued to you by the city.

It's very serious, ya know? Posted Image
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#9 of 25 OFFLINE   Christ Reynolds

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Posted January 13 2006 - 10:07 PM

it shrinks?

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#10 of 25 OFFLINE   Jason Kirkpatri

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Posted January 14 2006 - 04:14 AM

hahahahahaha!

That was great! I'd love to see her expression on her face!

#11 of 25 OFFLINE   Mark Sherman

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Posted January 14 2006 - 04:36 AM

Its all about the "ARC" and "PROPER STANCE" ( deep breath and feet shoulder width apart) in order to get proper Trajectory. Always aim for the puck.



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#12 of 25 OFFLINE   John Geelan

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Posted January 14 2006 - 04:48 AM

was she impressed?!
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#13 of 25 OFFLINE   Inspector Hammer!

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Posted January 14 2006 - 05:00 AM

This topic is vaguely familiar, anyone remember the "urination shivers" thread from a few months back? Posted Image
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#14 of 25 OFFLINE   Thi Them

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Posted January 14 2006 - 05:43 AM

Seriously, what happened when she walked in? What was the expression on her face? Did you or she say anything?

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#15 of 25 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted January 14 2006 - 07:15 AM

Seriously, what happened when she walked in? What was the expression on her face? Did you or she say anything?

She quickly turned her head and said, "Oh, excuse me," then walked back out. I finished up and walked out. We avoided eye contact.:b Posted Image

I was priceless though because I was crouched down trying to get the right arc and everything.Posted Image

But from now on whenever I see her, we will be thinking back on that night. I might have to off her, she knows too much.Posted Image
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#16 of 25 OFFLINE   Inspector Hammer!

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Posted January 14 2006 - 07:20 AM

Quote:
she knows too much.

"This cleaning woman's turning the screws on me!"-George

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#17 of 25 OFFLINE   MikeH1

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Posted January 14 2006 - 08:07 AM

Reminds me of the time when I was about in grade 2 and did the same thing in school. Except I wasn't hitting the urinal and in comes a teacher...

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Posted January 14 2006 - 09:05 AM

As long as she didn't say "I'm sorry...(looks down)...I'm REALLY sorry!" Posted Image
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Posted January 14 2006 - 03:02 PM

Did you bring a book in when you went to the bathroom? Cause if they catch you, you'll end up buying the book and then you can't return it because it's flagged. Posted Image

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Posted January 14 2006 - 03:05 PM

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