Yeah, it's not the worst name they could give him, but it's still pretty lame.
Ironically, Nic Cage did an SNL skit many years ago about a dad who's terribly picky about the names his wife is suggesting for their newborn son. She keeps suggesting ordinary names, but he always says something like, "no, not Robert, the other kids'll just call him Bob the Slob...not Joe, they'll call him Slow Joe." Every plain-sounding name has some possible insult that he's worried about. Eventually they fade to a couple of days later, and the mailman comes in with a present addressed to "Asswipe Jackson" (or whatever their last name was). The skit ends with Cage protesting, "It's pronounced ah-ZWEE-pay!!"
Better than CrimeFighter!... Better than Apple!... Give Nicolas Cage the big fluffy bear cause he just won the Celebrity Crazy Baby Name Game hands down.
Kal-El Coppola Cage wins a lifetime supply of intensive therapy.
That poor kid's gonna wish he had super powers when he's getting his ass beat everyday in school, and Jor-El, er, um, I mean Nick, won't be anywhere around to help him.
I'm a geek, but not a big enough geek to name my kid Kal-El. Cage's gots some brass to name his kid that knowing his kid will get bullied at school b/c of the Superman connection.
There's plenty of terrible names he could have chosen(Jermajesty, Apple, Coco, etc.)