I love that one! It always makes me laugh because 99.9% of the time it's the first issue I've ever received, and I have no interest in ever receiving another one! But, yes, threaten me! Please! That is definitely the way to get me to order something.
Time efficiencies, good times, solid, butter on toast, meathooked, SWEET (please go away, back to the 70's where you came from!!!), girlfriend, noob/newb/n00b/noobie/etc.