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Topless Virgins vie for Swaziland's King


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#1 of 27 OFFLINE   Holadem

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Posted August 30 2005 - 04:26 AM

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I'm just sayin'.

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#2 of 27 OFFLINE   ChristopherDAC

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Posted August 30 2005 - 04:39 AM


Hmmm...
Does that idea strike anyone else as just a little odd? Posted Image


#3 of 27 OFFLINE   Garrett Lundy

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Posted August 30 2005 - 05:21 AM

Its good to be king. Posted Image
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#4 of 27 OFFLINE   Ted Lee

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Posted August 30 2005 - 06:08 AM

dammit...garrett beat me to it! Posted Image
 

#5 of 27 OFFLINE   GordonL

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Posted August 30 2005 - 09:12 AM

I'm sure they didn't mean to imply the King has HIV and was banned since 2001 from having sex with virgins. Posted Image

#6 of 27 OFFLINE   Chu Gai

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Posted August 30 2005 - 09:27 AM

Good to be the king, but not so good to be the princess.

You can send greetings and congratulatory messages to the king via his embassy to the UN at swzun@un.int

#7 of 27 OFFLINE   Danny Tse

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Posted August 30 2005 - 12:22 PM

13th wife?? Doesn't the guy get tired of all the nagging?
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#8 of 27 OFFLINE   EugeneR

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Posted August 30 2005 - 12:27 PM

Big deal. If I had a nickel for every time 50,000 bare-breasted virgins danced to attract my attention...

#9 of 27 OFFLINE   Henry Gale

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Posted August 30 2005 - 12:36 PM

For Extra Credit on this topic refer in your search engine to Reed Dance and Swaziland. :b
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#10 of 27 OFFLINE   Hunter P

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Posted August 30 2005 - 01:42 PM

This thread title alone will guarantee at least 2000 views.
GIR, UNLEASH THE MONKEY!
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#11 of 27 OFFLINE   JonZ

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Posted August 31 2005 - 01:37 AM

"Doesn't the guy get tired of all the nagging?"

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Yea people never consider that aspect of multiple wivesPosted Image

#12 of 27 OFFLINE   Paul McElligott

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Posted August 31 2005 - 04:28 AM

Not to mention the 13 mothers-in-law! Posted Image
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#13 of 27 OFFLINE   ChristopherDAC

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Posted August 31 2005 - 05:37 AM

Yeah, but what about HIS mother -- a/k/a "The Great She-Elephant"? Posted Image

#14 of 27 OFFLINE   Marvin

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Posted August 31 2005 - 07:31 AM

He's just doing it for tax reasons...

#15 of 27 OFFLINE   TheoGB

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Posted August 31 2005 - 08:18 AM

I presumed ChristopherDAC meant that if one never had sex with virgins then you are eventually condemning the population to die out. It's a pretty weird rule...

#16 of 27 OFFLINE   GordonL

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Posted August 31 2005 - 08:37 AM


If you only had to service the guy once a week (probably less, how much energy can the guy have?) and in exchange get to live like a queen, would you complain? Posted Image

#17 of 27 OFFLINE   TheoGB

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Posted August 31 2005 - 08:53 AM

Complaint is the human condition, though...

#18 of 27 OFFLINE   ChristopherDAC

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Posted August 31 2005 - 10:12 AM

Well, more than that, there is the linguistic problem posed by the phrase [having sex with a virgin] itself -- as by definition, if you're having sex with her, she's not a virgin! Posted Image

#19 of 27 OFFLINE   Holadem

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Posted August 31 2005 - 10:35 AM

Depends on how you define sex. -- H

#20 of 27 OFFLINE   Ted Lee

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Posted August 31 2005 - 11:35 AM

who do you think you are ... bill clinton? Posted Image
 




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