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#1 of 12 Jon Sheedy

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Posted August 20 2005 - 12:16 AM

Twisted, pathetic....and HILARIOUS! Check it out for some gut laughs!

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Posted August 20 2005 - 01:05 AM

Currently this site seems to be down. Thank goodness I copied the content a few minutes before, just in case something like this happened, so that I could make sure a few of my Beatle friends had the opportunity to be amused by this diatribePosted Image

There is so much funny stuff in here...I really don't know where to start!!!

The Beatles caused the disintegration of mankind
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VERDICT

"The Beatles caused the disintegration of mankind”


The Rock revolution happened in the Sixties (6, number of the Beast). It came from Liverpool, which was the port base to the Titanic, destroyed by God because of the arrogant insult of Captain Smith (also from Liverpool): "Not even God can sink my ship" (not only the Captain, but also the rest of the crew and even the orchestra playing at the Titanic were from Liverpool). The Rock revolution came from the Nation that allows a church to be changed to a pub or to a dance hall or to a recording studio full of drug addicts, homosexuals and lunatics (as that of George Martin, ally of the Beatles, at Lyndhurst Rd., London NW3).
It came from the Nation whose king Henry VIII adulterated the Bible so that divorce could be allowed, and in this way be able to give loose rein to the many divorces from his wives and subsequent murdering of the same ones, and to whom God provided a wife with six fingers as abomination (Anne Boleyn)...once again 6, number of the Beast....
It is interesting to observe that this Nation is nicknamed "the Devil's Island" (as they themselves call it). As the epithet of the influence of Satan on that Nation, the center of London, the so well-known Piccadilly Circus, takes it's name from an old brothel (the "Piccadilla House" which means "The House of Sin"), disappeared nowadays.

Antichrist John Lennon, one of the Devil's main puppets to destroy family, social and moral values and to begin the disintegration of mankind, did hit Stu Sutcliffe (the first bass player of the Beatles) repeatedly in the head with a club in Hamburg. Some months later Sutcliffe died from brain haemorrhage because of John Lennon's bruises. John Lennon entered stardom being a murderer…
The same demons that made Captain Smith say "Not even God can sink my ship" spoke from antichrist John Lennon (from Liverpool, base port to the Titanic) saying: "Christianity is on the go. It will vanish and shrink. We are more popular than Jesus and Pope".... That was the day that GOD'S CURSE fell upon the Beatles and upon the world of Rock.
One week after that statement, ONLY ONE WEEK LATER, Brian Epstein, forger of the Beatle farce, died from an overdose. From then on, the Beatles began to get involved in false religions and beliefs and started to preach them to the world.
John Lennon's divorce followed, as well as his entering the world of black magic, as deeply as to buy the apartment where the "Rosemary's baby" had been filmed, previous property of Roman Polansky, and in that same apartment John Lennon had a room upholstered with black silk where he used to do his black magic operations.
Came the disintegration of the Beatles' minds with LSD which has caused, among others, schizophrenic lyrics such as "I am the Walrus" and incoherent schizophrenic musical expositions such as "Revolution number 9".
At the same time, the devil acted through his other main puppets with "Sympathy for the devil", that was when the pact of the Rolling Stones with Satan took the life of the founder of the group, guitarist Brian Jones (who refused to be a puppet of the devil), murdered by people sent by Mick Jagger, another assassin, who after wanted the world to believe that such a brilliant swimmer as Brian drowned in his own pool….
Antichrist John Lennon followed the Devil's strategy writing lyrics such as "God is a concept by which we measure our pain...I don't believe in Jesus, etc., etc.," (God) and "and no religions too..." (Imagine). The aversion of Antichrist John Lennon to God and the Bible is clearly seen in his book "In His Own Write” (A Spaniard in the works), where he criticised the Bible and the Church, calling the Bible "the book", in a very pejorative manner. Nevertheless (same as the Devil does) he attempted to hide his aversion to God writing lyrics such as "All you need is love" and "Give peace a chance" to deceive people. As it is well known, Satan keeps disguising as an "angel of light" to deceive people, and so do his marionettes…."and what's confusing you is the nature of my game", as Satan wrote through Mick Jagger in "Sympathy for the Devil"…
Antichrist John Lennon wanted to compete with Jesus Christ, and so he grew a beard and started to make a bogus role of Christ together with Yoko Ono at the Amsterdam Hilton hotel proclaiming "Peace", being then when he was visited by the Canadian journalist who ridiculized and admonished him wanting to know about what Lennon meant when he wrote in the lyrics of "The ballad of John and Yoko": "the way things are going, they're going to crucify me..."
The CURSE OF GOD upon John Lennon carried on with all type of miseries and distresses which made Lennon give the interview to the "Rolling Stone" magazine (today condensed in the "Lennon remembers" book) where he speaks about how bad thing were going for him blaming "whatever is up there" for it (referring to God).
The CURSE OF GOD carried on until he was shot dead. It is interesting to notice that he was shot seven times, being seven, as well as three, the holy numbers in Holy Cabala tradition....

After George Harrison, said arrogantly in a video filmed at his studio in Henley on Thames: "I want to talk about the divinity of man", he was given throat cancer by GOD because of those words, which made metastasis and carried on to final death..
To Paul McCartney whose company's logo was a person toying with the planets as if he was a god or something, and who was being very much deluded in his ego trip by the fact that he was made "Sir" (when in England even the road sweeper is made Sir, as long as he produces money for the nation), GOD provided cancer to the wife.
The advertising farce of how much he loved Linda (woman whose quality he did not deserve), was exposed when it was known that Paul had an affair with Heather Mills, Linda's intimate friend, with whom McCartney went on a trip to New York and to whom he bought things and presents, while he was still mourning for his "dear Linda".
At the same time McCartney was going out with Heather Mills, he used Linda's death for promotional ends, due to his waning popularity. Paul was going out with Heather, but in front of the audience he played the faithful husband's masquerade pretending to suffer for Linda, for the afore mentioned promotional ends.
Paul admitted that he made Linda suffer a lot, but he didn't say that it was because he felt insecure as a man due to his womanish face and effeminate manners and also because with his age his sexual power was not the same, even though it has never been much. The early days were the days of competition between Paul and his wife and John and his wife and he knew he had to compete with ugly John for the leadership of the band in front of their wives and having Yoko Ono made him aware of his lack of virility and repressed homosexuality, he grew the beard that we see in the "Let it Be" film and started to show pictures of naked women on the same film, doing every effort he could to be seen as a man....
It is easy to note the uneasiness of McCartney when he sings: "I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide..." in front of Yoko in the film. (He already had the traumas that his previous girlfriend Jane Asher had caused him when she made him conscious of his little manliness and effeminate manners).
Paul has a big inferiority complex as a man, due to his effeminate face, body and personality, and Jane and Linda made him feel the superiority of virile men. This is something that his ego trip of lucky bad musician cannot face.... He is very conscious that money and fame cannot buy virility and manliness.

Besides being a murderer, John Lennon had sexual intercourse with homosexual Brian Epstein to get him interested in going to see the band at the Cavern, trauma from which he never recovered. He went to different psychiatrists because of the aftermath of it, one of them being the so well known Dr. Robert (…"he is a new and better man, he helps you to understand"…). Because of the trauma that his homosexual relation with Brian Epstein had left him, he made lyrics such as: "You can wear a collar and a tie, one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside" and gave declarations to the "Rolling Stone" magazine saying that sometimes he wore Texan boots to feel more secure as a man. ("Lennon remembers" book). Lyrics such as "come together over me" leave a lot to be thought of. The effeminate gesture in the waving of his hand when he sings that bit in the live concert that can be watched on the "Imagine" video, also leaves a lot to be thought of…

The Beatles are very well known by people close to them because of their arrogance and racism. One of the manifestations of their racism is the rejection towards Japanese Yoko Ono. That rejection got to the point that George Harrison kicked Yoko Ono in the Apple studios during the filming of Let it Be.
When on the "Imagine" film John asked George while they were having lunch about how things were going for Paul after his separation from the Beatles and George replied that he was number one in the Swedish hit parade, John said in a pejorative manner: "ah!! in Sweden..", as if Sweden was an inferior place or something alike.
In the Beatles' song "Get Back" they advise black Joe to "get back to where you once belonged", as if England was not a place for black people.
Some time back, Paul told George in the Apple offices that the new generations are a bundle of idiots and useless people, but in any way they would have also been slaves of the Beatles.
The Jewish marriage living to the right of George's house said that he is an arrogant person who does never return a greeting. The newly married couple living on the corner in front of the entrance of George's house (Friar Park) refers to him as an overbearing person to stay away from. The receptionist of "Hand made" the former film making company of George Harrison said: "we don't have any relation with that man anymore and we don't want to know anything about him". It is interesting to note that this company was made bankrupt by the British cinema industry due to the despotism and pedantry of George Harrison, who believed that the cinema industry would have worshiped him also.
Their chauvinisms got to the point that even they themselves hated each other. Paul McCartney said that George Harrison is a nothing. George Harrison said that he is tired of listening to people talk about John Lennon.
George Harrison said in a video that "Oasis is a very untalented band and they shouldn't be playing at all", all of it being the truth, but the Beatles is also a band of very poor musicians, if musicians at all, who could only play a couple of elementary guitar chords and who are as untalented as Oasis. The Beatles of the times of the "Cavern" sounded exactly as poorly as Oasis and the little musical quality in the songs of the Beatles is due to George Martin. Without George Martin the Beatles would have been just another untalented band as Oasis.... George Martin is the musician among the non-musicians known as Beatles…

Paul McCartney said recently that he believes in using magic, and he does lots of charity, thinking that in this way he will compensate for the CURSE OF GOD that is upon him and that took his wife's life because of his Satanism and involvement in black magic. He thinks he will deceive people in this way, so that the real McCartney will not be perceived, as does the old Devil we all know, attempting to disguise as good in front of people, deceiving mankind once again, as so many other thousands of times through the centuries....

After the Devil began his devastating job from the ghostly "Devil's Island" through his nine main puppets (Beatles-Rolling Stones), he possessed an endless amount of other schizophrenic bad musicians in the afore mentioned Island and weakening their conscience with drugs, he made them proclaimers of homosexuality, aversion to religion, destruction of family values, dissipation, mental illness, antisocial tendencies, etc., etc.,
The fact that bad apprentice musicians such as the Beatles and the Rolling Stones achieved such a giant fame that not even the real quality musicians could achieve, was because the forces of Satan were behind everything, supporting the process.

This mentally ill humanity, destroyed families, twisted moral values, manifest or repressed homosexuality in human beings, anti natural feminism rebellion, drug addiction, corrupt social outlines, mad youths without direction, non respect to hierarchies, convulsed nations, misanthropy, misogyny, paedophilia, irrational and ill lasciviousness and all other type of existent aberrations, are due to the vast manoeuvre that Satan executed through his main marionettes the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, from the Devil's Island.
If you wonder why there is misery and curse in your house, it is because you own some L.P, CD or another article related to the CURSED BY GOD Beatles and Rolling Stones. We recommend you to take that curse out of your house throwing away everything related to the Devil's main nine puppets....

You have been warned...

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Appendix to VERDICT

“A music nothing called the Beatles”


There is much more that can be considered and that can be revealed about the worst musicians on Earth, if musicians at all, namely: The Beatles.
Such bad musicians that George Martin had to pay a session drummer to record "Love me do", because Ringo was unable to play the elementary drumming of the song. Such an elementary drumming that even a beginner could play, but not Ringo….
Such bad musicians that they had to ask another two-finger bad guitar player called Eric Clapton to do solos on their songs because George Harrison could not produce reasonable guitar string vibrato…
Such bad musicians, if musicians at all, that at the studio they had to record their elementary songs over and over again about a thousand times because every take was full of blunders. In fact, on the Beatles' "white album" we hear John Lennon screaming "Í got blisters on my fingers!!", due to the many million times he had to repeat the thing at the studio….
Such bad musicians that they used the same chord sequence in about 70% of their songs, (I-VI-V-minor relative and their permutations) meaning that they only composed one song and repeated it in different rhythms, Keys and permutations throughout 70% of their repertoire, only changing melody and lyrics….
Such bad musicians that at the Cavern, a few years back, McCartney had to start the elementary "I saw her standing there" four times because every time he got in he did it out of time. Ironically, the session musicians he played with that night started the song ok, but McCartney could not….

The Beatles were such mediocre composers that they stole other people's songs and made it their own, sometimes only changing title and lyrics. Other times they would play other people's songs backwards and steal the melodies and harmonies thus being produced. They've been listening to other people's songs played backwards since 1967. Since then, 40% of their "compositions" have been stolen from backward-played songs. This trick was also used by "Oasis". They very well knew about this fraud of the Beatles….
George Harrison was taken to court by the "Chiffons" because of stealing one of their songs and calling it "My sweet lord".
The Beatles stole Trini Lopez's "Bamba" and called it "Twist and shouts", pretending it was their own.
The Beatles stole one of the "Salvation Army" songs' and called it "Strawberry fields forever".
The Beatles stole the end of the second part in "A day in the life" from "Hush".
John Lennon stole a part of "Jealous guy" (..I began to lose control…) from "She's a rainbow".
John Lennon stole the guitar pattern of "Dear Prudence" from the guitar pattern of "Something in the air".
Paul Mc Cartney stole the bass line of "Susie Q" and used it in "Taxman" and did it again in "Rain". Stole the bass pattern of "Let's spend the night together" and used it in "Get Back" and in "I've got a feeling". Stole the bass line of "My girl" and used it in "Two of us", and so on, and on, and on, and on…..
They even stole songs from their own songs. John Lennon stole the chord pattern of "You've got to hide your love away" from "I'm a loser". Stole the guitar pattern of "Dig a Pony" from the pattern in "Two of us". Stole "Merry go 'round" from "Flying". Stole the beginning of "Rocky racoon" from the beginning of "I'm a loser".
George Harrison stole the chords in "Isn't it a pity" from the beginning of "Eight days a week". Stole the first bit of "Fixing a hole" from "Michelle". And so on, and on, and on, and on, and many more “ons”…

The Beatles were very poor singers, if singers at all. They had no voice for singing. Their voice was very thin and nasal, with no depth, no body and with no vibrato. All they could do was shout. In fact, their lack of voice forced them to shout. The Beatles did not sing, they shouted. They should have left singing to Tom Jones, Humperdink, Joan Baez, and so on…the poorest voices in the Beatles were Harrison's and Lennon's. Harrison did not have voice at all, not for even shouting. Lennon's voice was so nasal, that he always did the backing lower voice and when he did not then he shouted. He had a crow's tone. The Beatles had to always use special microphones to add depth to their skinny and nasal voice, and after that, they spent hours at the recording studio embellishing and concealing their nasality with equalizers and effects, that is HOURS…. the Beatles were not singers…the Beatles were SHOUTERS…

Being homosexual Brian Epstein the forger of the Beatles project, Epstein instructed the Beatles to let their hair grow, (so as to appeal to repressed homosexuality in people). Epstein noticed what the effeminate face of Elvis Presley did on people and the fame he gained because of it, so he played the same card. The Beatles boom was not due to their music, but to their appeal to repressed homosexuality (as well as to having been the first internationally promoted electric guitar rock band). The Beatles opened the homosexual Aquarius era which is ruled by Uranus, the planet of homosexuality…Musically they were so bad that the A&R of the Decca record firm laughed in the face of Brian Epstein when he listened to the recordings of the Beatles, and he told Epstein that they sounded like tin and that he was not interested. George Martin told Epstein, when he listened to the recordings of the Beatles: "Mr. Epstein, you better go back with your boys to Liverpool", because of how bad the musical quality of the group was.... it was with the idea of the long hair (that would appeal to repressed homosexuality in people) that Brian Epstein was able to convince George Martin.....

They were possibly the ugliest faces ever seen on stage. George Harrison's face looked like Frankenstein, John Lennon's face looked like a witch. (They really needed long hair to hide their ugly faces) Paul McCartney had such an effeminate face (as well as a pig's face) that he always played the Miss Beatle role, with very fragile and womanish manners (Close friend of homosexual Mick Jagger). (We will not go into the details of the secret night between Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger at Brian Epstein's house of 13 Chapel St. London SW1, the night that Paul McCartney twisted his ankle on the stairs) This is the reason why John Lennon teamed with him to form the band. He knew he needed an effeminate face as that of Presley in the band and he knew that because of his ugliness he couldn't have been the one, so he called McCartney…

The Beatles degraded the standard of music so much that they made stardom accessible to every music beginner. Thanks to the Beatles we see non-musicians and bad musicians on stage. Thanks to the Beatles we have the audience on stage. Thanks to the Beatles anybody is a star, WHOEVER. Thanks to the Beatles we have sound pollution, known by the drugged minds as "rock music". Thanks to the Beatles people do not appreciate the work of quality musicians anymore. Of course the Beatles promoted drugs, so that because of drugs their elementary noise would be perceived as "music" through the handicapped state of appreciation of the idiotic limbo of slowed down mental processes. Thanks to the Beatles we see idiotic music beginners on the "greatness delirium" of a paranoid mental frame induced by drugs…Hebephrenic, Paranoid and Catatonic schizophrenics have become "stars". The stage has become a mental asylum, thanks to the Beatles…

Thanks to the Beatles and the electric guitar with distortion where any note you play would just fit because differences are not that noticeable, we have the audience on stage. You just press any string on any fret, wherever…it will do…. No one will notice a thing. Any noise will do…. In tune or out of tune, in the scale or out of it, who cares?…the distorted electric guitar will conceal anything...You don't need the slightest knowledge of music, just learn a couple of easy chords and use a couple of fingers in changing strings according to some easy patterns and that's it. After that you buy yourself an electric guitar with a distortion pedal, and you are a star…. Music? …. What's that?… Music? …WHO CARES?…
Since the electric guitar was invented anybody is a guitarist…WHOEVER…With such sensitive strings that even the wind can play just by blowing on it, also due to amplification, anybody can prostitute music…whoever…. you just press the strings with the fingers of one hand and it sounds….you can use the other hand to make a phone call at the same time….Even the cat can produce sounds on the electric guitar by walking on the strings…EVEN YOUR CAT COULD BE A STAR!!!!…
You don't need to practice to play an electric guitar…it sounds on it's own….

Thanks to the electric guitar, bad or non-guitarists that play with only two or three fingers such as Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Peter Townsend, Keith Richards, John Lennon, George Harrison, Sting, Noel Gallagher, Paul McCartney, Hank Marvin, Steve Winwood, Santana (the assassin of Jacos Pastorius), David Gilmour, Hilton Valentine, BB King, Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix (he was nothing special as a guitarist, but nobody did ever produce such amazing sounds on an electric guitar. He was not a guitarist. He was a sound architect) and so on, and on, and on, have polluted music, but when you give them an acoustic guitar they can hardly do much…strum it at the most…
As a matter of fact, with the exception of "Yes" (a "bravissimo" exception) and "Emerson, Lake and Palmer" (another "bravissimo" exception), you can throw all the remaining famous "rock bands" into a dustbin…. THE LOT…sixty or seventy years of noise making bad musicians or non-musicians into a dustbin…. together with electric guitars, drugs, "greatness delirium" and all….

The same applies to synthesizers, samplers and all type of electronic keyboards with sequencers and any kind of electronic trick that allow bad or non-keyboard players to pollute the stage…. Just by pressing a key on these gadgets you hear fat symphonic sounds that resemble the body of a full orchestra, psychedelic ensembles for the drugged minds and so on, that sound as if the performer was using all the fingers of both hands to play it, but when you look at the fingers of the players, they are only pressing two or three keys, that is, they are only using two or three fingers on the keyboard, and sometimes the left hand is not even being used, and when it is used, only another couple of fingers come into play…..Once again, these gadgets place the audience on stage and allow UNTALENTED idiots to become "stars"….

As another aspect of the music degeneration and quality standard lowering brought about by the Beatles, we see untalented female "singers" with no voice making it big by showing tits and ass on the stage, or by using pornographic gestures, or by insinuating sex in one way or another. If they want to show their tits and asses they should be on pornographic magazines or videos and leave the stage to talented female singers such as the Queens Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Aretha Franklin, Ella Fitzgerald, Diane Ross, and so on…. Just recently, one of these idiotic untalented female "singers" was seen on an American TV show performing side by side with Aretha Franklin, attempting to copy what the great Aretha was doing…We still wonder how Aretha permitted it…The only way these untalented female "singers" can get on top of the stage is by going to bed with the managers or producers…
And now, a list of untalented female "singers": Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Mariah Carey, Ricky Martin, Santana (Maria), etc., etc.…once again, the audience on stage….also, Madonna is another main puppet of the Devil to destroy mankind. All her Satanism sexually caressing a black crucifix, as seen on video, wearing crucifixes as earrings, and her diabolical sexual attitude towards religious matters reveal the dark powers behind her. It is interesting to observe that her name means "Mother Mary", being this another blasphemy of the Devil. She is responsible for the Satanism in the female "singers" that followed her and takes part in the decomposition of the newer generations.

And finally let's talk about the "Harmonizer", the gadget that allows non-singers and crap singers to "sing". Unfortunately for the Beatles, the thing was not invented at the time they were polluting the stage, otherwise they would have been taken for singers. You sing out of tune and the Harmonizer corrects your voice…. Every note you sing that is out of pitch is taken to perfect pitch by the artefact…. You have the tone of a parrot?…don't worry…with the Harmonizer you will sound like Caruso. It changes your voice to sound like the voice of any known voice virtuoso, and you can even choose which singer you want to sound like!!!…Is that note too high for you?…you'll reach it with the Harmonizer…. it will create it from one of your lower notes!!!…. The gadget is incorporated in some of the "karaoke" devices used by the audience on stage…. you just BARK into the microphone and you'll sound as sweet as the nightingale…

All of this thanks to the Beatles and their counterpart the Rolling Stones (with the exception of extraterrestrial Brian Jones, the real father of the Sixties) that opened the door for the audience to get on top of the stage…

You have been informed….

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#3 of 12 Kevin M

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Posted August 20 2005 - 03:45 AM

That's a joke....right?
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Posted August 20 2005 - 04:25 PM

Jerry Falwell said purr-dy much the same thing, didn't he? Posted Image
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Posted August 20 2005 - 04:34 PM

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Such bad musicians that George Martin had to pay a session drummer to record "Love me do", because Ringo was unable to play the elementary drumming of the song. Such an elementary drumming that even a beginner could play, but not Ringo
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Posted August 21 2005 - 06:34 AM

That's so bizarre that comments are mostly meaningless!

I really don't think that the Beatles are what is wrong with the world today, though I might concede the Rolling Stones, but that's just full of little subsidiary weirdnesses. For instance, Eric Clapton will admit that he's not the world's greatest guitarist [especially after the trouble he had working on those Robert Johnson songs -- a man who did sell his soul to the Devil], but he's pretty decent; and while Steve Winwood has been seen to play the guitar [I've seen it myself only a month since] his main importance is as one of only three rock-and-roll organists God has seen fit to send upon this Earth. Listen to some of the old Spencer Davis Group records and tell me he's no musician! Waltz for Lumumba is pure virtuosity.
Mick Jagger looked in the old days like somebody's homely sister, but that doesn't make him any more evil than Chairman Mao, with that beautiful rosebud mouth right in the middle of his North Chinese potato-face; and I've never met anyone, talented swimmer though he might be, who could escape a limousine caught in a swimming pool. I really don't want to know about Paul McCartney's virility problems, or speculate why "repressed homosexuality" is supposed to be so attractive to people...
I've never found a listenable musician who didn't use other people's riffs. The classical composers lifted them off each other, and older music, and passersby, without any qualms -- Slavonic Dances anyone? Hungarian Rhapsody?

Ohhhhhhhh never mind.


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Posted August 21 2005 - 08:24 AM

No no no...Tbe authors have it all wrong.

Everyone knows that Milli Vanilli were the single most influential musical artists of all time...leading to the downfall and destruction of popular music via sampling, technology, lip syncing, DAT track sing-a-longs and so on.
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Posted August 21 2005 - 09:01 AM

I think Carl Miller has caught the spirit of the diatribe. Posted Image

The fact that hoaxes get so many people going is part of the gag.

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Posted August 22 2005 - 04:07 AM

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Posted August 22 2005 - 06:04 AM

An Argentinian website berating the Beatles as the downfall of mankind? Sounds like somebody hasn't gotten over the Falklands war yet.
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Posted August 22 2005 - 08:04 AM

Er, well, in any case, that was Ringo who said "I've got blisters on my fingers."

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Posted August 23 2005 - 12:23 AM

There are actually a few thimbles full of truth here. But while many actually do blame '60s pop culture for some of Western society's moral ills of today, I had to laugh out loud at:

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All of this thanks to the Beatles and their counterpart the Rolling Stones (with the exception of extraterrestrial Brian Jones, the real father of the Sixties) that opened the door for the audience to get on top of the stage…

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